[Story] Adebimpe the Facebook Girl (complete Season 6)

Mr RockAugust 23, 2016

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Written by Onihaxy

EPISODE 1

I was dumb after reading the text. I became confused and speechless and a lot of thoughts began to run through my mind while I was seated on the bed.
“Have I impregnated her again?”
“Have I contacted any disease?”
” What could the test be all about?”
” Hope I’m not in another serious trouble?”
“Segun isn’t available to help me on Bimpe’s matter anymore”
“Who else do I turn to?”
“Could this be a threat?”
“Or a ploy for her to see me?”
“What do I do now?”
“Now the inevitable has happened”

I sat down, looking so stupid and hopeless, I thought of how I have been getting into trouble since the day I met Bimpe and cursed the day I met her. I suddenly lost appetite and it seemed as if my world was collapsing.
I slowly remembered the day I met her, I remembered when I sent a friend request to her, I remembered our first conversation, how I asked her out and how we began our love affair. I remembered how she played me for a guy back then in Akure, I remembered how Segun chased her out of my room and how she disappeared from my life in the first place.
I remembered how I was living my normal life until a friend of mine in Niger state lured me into a scam GNLD job. I remembered how disappointed I was when I found out about the job and how I left the venue in anger. I remembered how I was broke and how I tried finding my friend in Abuja until I heard that he relocated. I remembered how I was wandering along Abuja road until I was hit by a car and found myself on the hospital bed and suddenly, Adebimpe reappeared to me like a nightmare.

I remembered how I made another mistake of my life by having s-x with her on the hospital bed which was the beginning of my scandals. I remembered what happened to my credentials, how we started playing survivor games and all the threats. I remembered how I got an alternative to my credentials and how I was happy when Bimpe disappeared from my life again for the second time until I met betty and Bimpe suddenly reappeared again to my life as the wife of betty’s brother.
I remembered how disappointed I was to meet Bimpe again in lekki. I remembered how we resumed the game of threats we suspended after I got a job at the pure water company in Ado ekiti. I remembered how I was shocked the day I found out that I was the father of Daniela. I remembered the oath we took and I remembered all that happened after then and I became confused on why bimpe keep on reoccurring in my life. I was like “why is our paths always crossing all the time?”

“Why is it that the more I try to avoid Bimpe, the more I get caught in her web?”
“Why do I find it so difficult to kill the feelings I have for her before now?.
“Now the inevitable has happened, I now have a test result that needed to be discussed about.”

Episode 2.

***** TWO WEEKS AGO **********

Betty left my house that Wednesday morning after dropping her car for me with some cash too. My eyes were soaked with tears as we departed at the junction of my street. She told me “onihaxy, it’s likely we might not see each other again till I’m back from abroad”, it was as if the world was collapsing, it was as if a special part of my body was being removed, it was as if I was sentenced to jail. We couldn’t hold back our tears as we hugged each other for several minutes before she stopped a cab and headed to her house while I took a bike to my place of work because I was already late.

I got to the bank feeling so weak and emotionally depressed. I was just moody from the moment I entered the bank and throughout the connect session, my mind was far away from all the discussions that were made to the extent that when I was called by my team-leader to give a suggestion concerning a particular work flow, I couldn’t respond until a colleague sitting beside me tapped me.
My team leader soon enquired about the reason for my absent-mindedness and I just cooked up a lie for him. We finished the connect sessions and I returned back to my desk and my emotional problem continued.
Funmi soon showed up and I never noticed her presence until she greeted me as usual but my response was very dull. She walked past me and went to her office while I continued with my job and target for the day with several thoughts flowing through my mind.

“How do I cope with betty’s absence?”
“Will I ever get to see her again?”
“Hope my rich rival won’t take her from me?”
“She truly loved me and she has done a lot for me”
” I wish I was also born into a rich family, her father wouldn’t have despised me”
” I wish I had enough money or have a fat salary, I would have sponsored her education myself”
” I just pray I won’t end up losing her”
” I think I have hurt her by cheating on her”
“I think this is the right time I stop everything between bimpe and I”
” I think this is the right time I concentrate fully on betty”
“Betty gave me a job, car and cash”
“What else do I want in another woman?”
” I think its best I take decision on bimpe before its too late”.

I continued thinking and reminiscing about my life, about betty, and about bimpe and I was doing my work at the same time until few minutes past twelve when I got a message notification on my outlook mail, I opened it and it was from funmi. It read “onihaxy, see me immediately in my office”.
I was shocked and nervous. In the history of the branch where I work, anytime funmi send such mail, it indicates nothing but “trouble”. I dropped what I was doing and I stood up from my desk and proceeded to her office with the look of fear on my face. From the look on the face of my co-staffs on same floor, they were surprised to see me wearing that kind of look walking to funmi’s office which was very unusual and I knew they would gossip about it.
I got to funmi’s door, I knocked and entered.

FUNMI: onihaxy, have your seat.

ME: ** drew out the chair and sat down** thanks funmi.

FUNMI: so tell me onihaxy, what is wrong with you?,

ME: scared nothing is wrong with me, I’m fine.

FUNMI: pulled closer to her desk, placed her elbows on the desk and looking straight into my eyes onihaxy, it seems you don’t know that I observe you a lot, I can tell when you are happy , hungry, tired, sick and sad. From your response when I greet you in the morning, I knew something was wrong, I have also been spying t you through the glass since morning and I noticed that your mind was far away. So tell me, what really happened?.

ME: lied ok, it’s my landlord, he has been disturbing me for my rent and I begged him to give me till month ending that I will pay him when I receive my salary but he wouldn’t listen. I have part of the rent with me but its remaining 30,000 to complete the full rent. He told me this morning that he will throw out my loads if I didn’t pay him this week.

FUNMI: is that all?

ME: yes

FUNMI: are you sure?

ME: yes

FUNMI: you should have told me all these instead of you worrying yourself about it. And besides, why didn’t you tell me on Friday when you visited me?

ME: my mind wasn’t there and also, I don’t want to bother you.

FUNMI: hmmmmmmmm.

ME: yes

FUNMI: that’s by the way, there are 8 vacant position in the bank for permanent contract staff and the management has decided that the 8 people will be selected among the temporary project staffs, so I want to encourage you to work harder and be more diligent. You might be lucky to be among the 8 people, just work harder, the management is watching you.

ME: ok ma,

FUNMI: *** looked me with a frown***

ME: sorry, ok funmi.

FUNMI: better

ME: thank you very much

FUNMI: **brought out a plan A4 paper and biro and gave it to me*** write your account number there.

ME: curious of why she wanted my account number I wrote it on the paper and returned it to her.

FUNMI: I will transfer 30,000 to you when I’m less busy, go and use that to sort out your rent and concentrate on your work.

ME: *** happy and surprised*** thanks so much, I really appreciate it.

FUNMI: you are welcome. Just do yourself a favour by going through all the work you did today and do a spot check incase you made any error or mistakes so as to correct it on time. If your work is quality assured and mistakes was found, it might cost you your job as you know that error isn’t tolerated in this bank.

ME: ok. Thanks so much.

FUNMI: you can go now

ME: alright boss

FUNMI: smiled

I stood up with joy and happiness filled in my heart, opened her door and went with a smile. My co-staffs were all staring at me again wondering why I went inside moody and came out smiling.
I settled down to do a view look up on my works for the day and 15minutes later, I received an alert on my phone indicating a wired transfer of 30k into my account.

Episode 3.

****** FEW DAYS BACK ********

It was that same week I took the decision and bold step to stay away from Adebimpe and avoid her completely. I started planning to start my driving lessons and I began to imagine new life with my new car.
“Now, I will be driving into the bank premises”
“That rich girl called Amanda won’t oppress me with her pencil Camry again”
“I’m sure people will start envying me in that office”
“Infact, there must be a new gossip”
I was still imagining the new life when I got a chat from segun.

SEGE: hello

ME: sege, how far jaree

SEGE: I’m good. You didn’t give me feedback since last weekend.

ME: no vex jaree. You know I was having a visitor.

SEGE: I know, did our plan work out?

ME: yes. It did work out. Thanks jaree

SEGE: you are welcome. Onihaxy, the earlier you stay away from that witch called bimpe, the better it will be for you. That woman will bring you nothing but doom.

ME: Thanks boss. That reminds me. I get gist for you sef.

SEGE: hope its not about bimpe?

ME: haba, na so you hate her reach?

SEGE: na so ooooo. So what’s the gist about?

ME: its about betty and funmi

SEGE: what happened to them?, they met each other and fought each other?

ME: loooooool. Rara ooo

SEGE: betty found out about funmi?

ME: no joor.

SEGE: then tell me what happened jor.

ME: two days ago when betty was leaving my place, she gave me her car.

SEGE: waooooooooh. nice one, congratulations guy you don get car be that.

ME: she didn’t give me completely ooo. She said I should hold it and be using it till she returns.

SEGE: well, the betty I’m seeing will definitely buy or be given another car on her arrival to nigeria. A whole billionaire daughter?.

ME: hmmmmmmmmm.

SEGE: so have you started driving?

ME: no oooo. you know I’m not that perfect yet, I only used to drive baba folake’s old nissan car within the compound back then in Akure, so I still need to learn professional driving and I’m starting this weekend. And also, I want to get a driver license.

SEGE: that’s cool.

ME: after betty left my place yesterday morning, I went to work moody and feeling so sad because I was missing betty so bad. Funmilayo saw me and she noticed, she then invited me to her office for questioning.

SEGE: hmmmmmm. What did you now tell her?

ME: I lied and told her I was owing a rent and the landlord threatened to throw me out if I didn’t pay my balance of 30k before the weekend. To my surprise, she requested for my account number and later credited my account like 15 minutes later, seriously, I was amazed.

SEGE: she don dey love you be that. Good boy.

ME: I guess so, but I don’t know what to do next. Should I approach her myself ?, or wait for her to approach me?.

SEGE: do want to marry her?, or keep her as sugar mummy?.

ME: marry kee?, where my betty dey?, rara oooo. Just for the purpose of office goodies. She even told me yesterday that the management is planning to convert few of us to permanent contract staff.

SEGE: hmmmmmmmm. For her to say this, then you must be her candidate/slot. Just keep the romantic waves going.

ME: so should I approach her? Or wait for her to approach me?.

SEGE: for now, none of the above. Keep getting closer to her, keep doing things that will make her love you more, buy take away lunch for her often, send her texts often, visit her once a while, make her see and feel you as someone loving and good. Then let nature decides on who approaches who later.

ME: that’s my guy.

SEGE: don’t drink and drive, always use your seatbelt. It saves life.

ME: looooool, see person wey no get okada wey come dey advise me wey get car.

SEGE: you dey craze ni. I no just get interest in car at the moment. I need to finish the house project on my site first.

ME: hmmmmmmm, you be boss oooo.

SEGE: let’s chat later jor, my babe don arrive.

ME: babe kee? At this time? 9:40pm?. Is it kike?

SEGE: no oooo. This one is latifat. Na my new catch sha.

ME: segun sege!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EPISODE 4.

******** LAST WEEKEND ***********

On friday morning of that week, I was on my desk at work when betty initiated a chat with me on BBM.

BETTY: hi dear

ME: hello love.

BETTY: how are you doing? And hope you aren’t missing me too much?

ME: I miss you so much dear. Infact, I’m just managing to cope here without you.

BETTY: hmmmmmmm, what about those cute customers that do visit your bank, hope you aren’t winking at any one of them?

ME: trust me dear. You know I won’t do such now. Everything I wanted in life, I can find them in my betty, so I don’t need to look elsewhere again.

BETTY: hmmmmmmm. That’s my baby.

ME: will I see you again before you travel out of the country?

BETTY: I’m not sure about that onihaxy. You know I told you my introduction will be coming up tomorrow. And I will be travelling on Tuesday morning.

ME: ** silent and don’t know what to type**

BETTY: PING!!!

ME: hi

BETTY: onihaxy, I know why you are silent and I understand how you feel. Please don’t be weary and heartbroken, I’m yours forever.

ME: Are you sure dear?

BETTY: yes I’m very sure. Like I told you earlier, I already told this guy that I’m a virgin and I don’t want to have any intimacy until my wedding night.

ME: but what you wanted to do tomorrow is a form of wedding?

BETTY: not at all dear, it’s just a parlor introduction between the two families, that’s all.

ME: baby I’m scared.

BETTY: onihaxy please, don’t be scared. Nothing on earth can separate you and I. I just needed to have my masters from a foreign school in other to have a competitive edge in the job market. I know my father will disown me after school, I know I will loose my inheritance in my father’s property but I don’t care, I’m just ready to spend the rest of my life with you dear.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmm.

BETTY: baby, you still don’t believe me?

ME: I do dear, just bothered ni

BETTY: ok onihaxy, what do you want me to do in order to convince you?,

ME: I just don’t know jaree.

BETTY: ok, do you have anywhere we can go and have a covenant or oath?, I will come to lagos on sunday and we will go there together.

ME: covenant/oath kee?

BETTY: yes onihaxy, I mean it. I’m ready to do anything to convince you.

ME: I’m already convinced dear, don’t worry.

BETTY: ok onihaxy, let me run away from home again then, I will pack my things and move in with you at maryland. I will start job hunt with my first degree.

ME: haaa, what about your masters programme?,

BETTY: I’m ready to forfeit it. Abi why should I travel out to further my education and end up loosing you due to lack of trust?, its certain that I will remain miserable for the rest of my life even with the second degree certificate.

ME: betty, don’t worry, you are free to go. I already trust and believe in you. For you to love me at my poor state of living despite the fact that you are. Multi millionaire’s daughter, there is no love more than this. I’m just scared that my rich rival won’t snatch you from me.

BETTY: trust me dear, the love I have for you is more than riches, silver and gold. I love you more than anything in this world and I’m not ready to loose you because you are my life and my heartbeat.

ME: thanks so much dear, I love you so much.

BETTY: I love you too honey.

ME: let’s chat later dear, I have some work to do on my desk dear

BETTY: ok dear, I will update you on any development dear.

ME: alrite dear. Bye

BETTY: bye dear.

I resumed my duty at work after the chat and began to ponder on everything. The next day which was Saturday, Betty uploaded a picture of her and the guy on her facebook, bbm and whatsapp. I couldn’t help but cry like a baby as I saw the pictures but poor me, I have no choice than to keep mute and play along with her just as she kept assuring me that nothing can stop her love for me.
After the weekend introduction, my dearest betty departed Nigeria for united kingdom on Tuesday and she updated me with pictures and chats right from when she left home to the time she got to the airport and boarded the flight.

EPISODE 5

The next day after receiving the suspense text from bimpe, I was totally disturbed and restless as I began to imagine so many things.
“What could the test be about?”
“Could it be an infection?”
“Could it be HIV/AIDS ?”
“Could it be an STD ?”
” Hope its not what I’m thinking?”
“Or could it be another pregnancy?”
” I hope it’s not pregnancy sha”
” I just pray it’s not what I’m thinking?”
“Or what could be my business with her test?”
“If it’s an STD, it’s still better because its curable”
“If it’s an HIV infection, I think it’s bad”
“But if its another pregnancy, then I’m doomed”
“How do I face betty?”
“How do I explain to the world that the wife of my fiance’s brother is keeping a second child for me?”
“How do I handle it especially now when segun doesn’t want to be involved in bimpe’s matter?.
” Onihaxy……. You are in trouble”

Throughout the day, bimpe didn’t call me neither did she text me nor chat with me and this made me more uncomfortable and more restless as it was unlike her, The adebimpe that I knew will never let a day pass by without me getting atleast 20 missed calls from her. I thought of ignoring her text and pretend as if I never received it earlier, but my troubled mind won’t let me to rest and move on. The more I try to forget it, the more I get scared with heavy and strange thoughts in my heart. When I couldn’t hold on again, I decided to pick my phone and dial her number, she didn’t pick up until the 3rd call attempt.

BIMPE: ****silent****

ME: hello bimpe.

BIMPE: ***harsh voice**** hi, how can I help you?

ME: Adebimpe, why are you sounding like this?

BIMPE: what do you mean about why I’m sounding?, you have been trying to avoid me for the past few days and I’m already getting used to it. So what is the problem?

ME: anyways, I got your message about a laboratory test you did. What is it all about?

BIMPE: it’s not something I can discuss on phone, if you are interested in hearing, let’s see and discuss.

ME: ****curious**** must we see before we discuss?, can’t we say it here on phone?, after all, I’m calling you with my airtime?

BIMPE: don’t shout on me Mr Man, I never forced or begged you to call me in the first place, so stop lamenting about airtime.

ME: me abi?, “iyen emi naa?”

BIMPE: yes, you. Like I said earlier, I’m not saying anything on phone, not until we see.

ME: ****angry*** then forget about it then, keep whatever you want to say to yourself. I don’t care anymore and I’m not interested in seeing you.

BIMPE: *****laughed**** well, no wahala, when the bubble eventually burst, you will hate yourself and you will almost cry bl0d. Onihaxy, you have just laid the foundation to your destruction. Have a nice day hung up

I opened my mouth wide and staring at the phone at the same time in a surprised mood. I began to soliloquize
“Did bimpe just bang the phone on me?”
“What does she meant by bubble burst?”
“Am I actually laying the foundation of my destruction?”
“What could be going on?”
“Did she just threatened me?”
“Onihay, you are in trouble”.

I continued to think and was totally confused and dumb folded at the same time. I began to think whether I should call her back or ignore her. I tried putting it off my mind but the thoughts keep pushing itself to the center of my heart. I felt like calling segun then I remembered that segun had sworn not to get involved in Adebimpe’s matter again.
After several minutes of struggling with the thoughts, I couldn’t just help it anymore than to call her again to just clear my head. I picked up my phone and dialed her number again. This time, she didn’t pick up until the sixth call.

ME: hello

BIMPE: yes!!!!, what is it?

ME: ok, can we see this Sunday?

BIMPE: time?

ME: what time will be ok for you?

BIMPE: anytime is ok by me.

ME: ok, around 2pm

BIMPE: alright, no problem. At where?

ME: where will you prefer?

BIMPE: any venue is ok by me.

ME: what about a eatery?

BIMPE: no problem. So which eatery is that?