Adebimpe the Facebook Girl (complete Season 6)
EPISODE 16.
All through the following week from starting Monday, Adebimpe kept calling my phone and I had no choice than to pick up as I promised Henry. She would always call my phone and engage me in chats, telling me how she felt about me and how she can’t stop thinking of me. She told me that it was when she couldn’t bear my negligence anymore that she decided to involve Henry in the matter. It was getting to a point that I became confused and don’t know where else to turn to.
“Chaiii onihaxy, how will you get out of this web now?”
” Should I start recording our conversations and use it to threatened her?”
” If I decide to ignore her again, what excuse will I give Henry for not picking up if she report me again?”
” Even if I want to fight it, how do I tell the world that I impregnate another man’s wife?”
” If betty ends up hearing this, what will be my fate?”
“If I continue picking her calls, she would soon take over me again”.
” How do I focus on my life and my relationship when Bimpe is still standing on my neck?”
“How do I get out of this web?”
” Is she truly pregnant?”
“How come Henry didn’t talk about the pregnancy when I visited last Sunday?”
” Or was she playing pranks on me?”
” Well, time will tell”
” Its a matter of time, her belly would swell up if she is truly pregnant.”
I moved on with my life and continued with my job until Thursday evening when Segun called me that he would be coming to Lagos on friday the next day. I was so happy and joyous that I would be seeing Segun again. I closed earlier that day and went home to prepare for his arrival.
At around 2pm on Friday afternoon, Segun called to inform me that he had reached Ojota, I gave him the description to my bank in order for him to come and have the key to my apartment. He followed the description and got to the bank at few minutes to 3pm. I came out to meet him outside the bank and we hugged and called each other our bad names, I was so happy to see him and he was happy to see me too. I gave him my key and gave him the description to my house. I told him I have noodles at home and he should prepare it and eat before I come home after the close of business for the day.
Segun looked outside the bank, looked at the cars packed outside and he asked me “onihaxy, where is your car?”, I laughed and told him that I haven’t started bringing it to work because I’m yet to complete my driving class and also collect my license, he smiled and said
” no wahala, we will be cruising the town with it till I return back to Akure”. I smiled and stopped a bike to take him to maryland while I returned back into the banking hall to continue with my task for the day.
I closed in the evening and went home to meet segun, I was so happy seeing him again because he was the only friend I had who understood me and stayed with me throughout thick and thin periods. I stopped by at the shops along my street and purchased ingredients to use in cooking stew.
When I got home, Segun and I continued to gist about the happenings in Akure, we went to the kitchen and cooked together while we continued to gist along the line. We talked about my job, about Betty and so many more topics. When we were through with dinner, I switched on my laptop for us to play “PES” before sleeping. The system was still loading while my phone rang beside Segun, he picked up the phone, checked the screen and looked at me in a very awkward manner,
“onihaxy,your Adebimpe is calling you. I knew it, you will never listen, I knew it that you are still communicating with this witch”.
EPISODE 17.
ME: Segun, seriously, it’s not what you think.
SEGE: then what is it? That you find it difficult to stay away from a witch who is on the course of ruining your relationship and career?
ME: Segun, if I didn’t pick this call, betty’s brother will be angry at me seriously.
SEGE: you mean Bimpe’s husband?
ME: yes.
SEGE: is he the one calling?
ME: no oooo, its Adebimpe.
SEGE: I still don’t understand.
ME: ok hold on, let me pick the call
*** picked the call and talked for like 4 minutes*****
SEGE: so, what is going on?
ME: I avoided her, ignored her calls and told her not to call me again; do you believe that she reported me to her husband?
SEGE: report you?, is she insane?
ME: I was surprised too. Her husband even summoned me to come to Lekki last week Sunday.
SEGE: really?, what happened when you got there?
ME: henry flared up and was angry with me. He said I don’t always call and I also ignored her wife’s call. He said I don’t look serious and he couldn’t trust me with his sister anymore.
SEGE: ehn ehn? Really?
ME: yes. He even asked me the main reason why I was ignoring his wife
SEGE: what did you now tell him?
ME: I told him that it was a transferred aggression. Or how will I tell him that his wife was my “ex”?, it’s definitely going to bounce back on me and it can ruin my relationship with betty.
SEGE: hmmmmmmmmm. That’s true.
ME: so I had no choice than to promise Henry that I would be calling both him and his wife, and I will also be picking calls.
SEGE: hmmmmmm. There is definitely a way out,
ME: really?
SEGE: yeah. But that’s a topic for another day, let’s talk on Betty. That is what matter most to me.
ME: what happened to her?
SEGE: I still think you should let her know what happened between you and Bimpe in the past, I still have this thought that should would soon find out.
ME: Segun, do you think it’s that easy?
SEGE: why not?, just tell her u had an internet relationship with Bimpe in the past and both of you didn’t see each other.
ME: hmmmmm.
SEGE: just paint it like that so that it would look as if you didn’t see bimpe not to talk of having anything with her. Just tell her that it was an internet relationship and it later crashed because of distance.
ME: hmmmmmmmm. It’s still hard to say ooooooo.
SEGE: ok, let’s do it this way.
ME: how?
SEGE: just tell her the way I said it, but tell it happened to your friend.
ME: I still don’t get it.
SEGE: I mean, tell her that your friend needed an advice on a particular situation, then present it that way and hear her view and response.
ME: hmmmmmm.
SEGE: yeah, if her response is the same as what I told you, then come out plain that you are the one involved, but if her response is different, we will try another approach.
ME: but she doesn’t know any of my friends.
SEGE: she knows me now?
ME: really?
SEGE: yeah, I once spoke with her on phone sometimes back when you were with her in Ado-Ekiti.
ME: yeah, I remember. But I don’t think she would still recollect anything about you because we didn’t discuss anything about you after then.
SEGE: no problem, I will speak with her on phone throughout my stay here, at least to familiarize myself with her, then you can bring up the topic some other time.
ME: that’s my boss.
SEGE: but be careful in relating with this girl, remember that she is smarter than you.
ME: ***** laughs*********
I called Betty that night and she got to meet Segun again on phone, we spoke for some minutes before hanging up while Segun and I resumed to play “PES” till late in the midnight before going to bed.
Episode 18
The next morning which was saturday, we woke up very early to prepare breakfast and we did some exercise before I took my car out for driving lesson with Segun. He drove the car as we headed to the training ground and when we got there he had to sit on the chair at the training ground while he watched me drive.
The instructor finally suggested that we should hit the street, I was so happy as i sat on the driver’s seat, my instructor sat beside me while Segun sat down at the back seat as we toured the street and later returned to the training ground.
“Onihaxy, you are good enough now, I wondered why you aren’t hitting the streets yet since it’s an automatic drive?” Segun asked as I closed for the training.
He drove the car again as we were going home and we branched at a bar not too far from my house. We located empty seats and sat down, I ordered for an energy drink while Segun ordered for a legend stout.
SEGE: Onihaxy, I don’t really think I can settle down in this lagos.
ME: but why?
SEGE: the stress and the high cost of living. To even acquire land and build house is a problem, touts won’t let you have peace of mind.
ME: you are right sha, but in terms of job opportunity, I think it’s far better than Akure. One can easily get jobs here
SEGE: that is if you are a job seeker, to my type that is self-employed, I don’t need such opportunity.
ME: hmmmmmmm
SEGE: yes now, and special thanks to Nollywood industry for adding to the population of lagos on daily basis.
ME: Nollywood films?, how?
SEGE: in their films, they would show a poor boy or girl from the village who was being taken to Lagos by an uncle/Aunt, in the next scene, you will see ” three years later” beneath the screen and the same poor village boy/ girl is already living in a duplex and driving range rover sport.
ME: ******laughs****** you no well segun.
SEGE: abi now?, so why won’t lagos be over populated when the movie industry continue to tell us than you can’t make it until you get to lagos.
ME: hmmmmmmmmm. You are right sha.
SEGE: yeah, that reminds me, how is Funmi?
ME: you mean my boss?
SEGE: yes
ME: she is fine. You remember I told you about the outing we went to the last time?
SEGE: yeah. I think she likes you, you just have to tread carefully so as not to ruin everything.
ME: hmmmmmm.
SEGE: anything that has to do with relationship and romance in a corporate environment needed to be packaged carefully especially in the bank. And your own case is even delicate, you and your female boss.
ME: you are right Segun. Even in my office, people had started gossiping about us.
SEGE: that you are dating her?
ME: no, they were saying I’m related to her, some are saying I was doing eye service to get favors from her.
SEGE: hahahahahaha, office and gossips, highly inseparable. Just be careful, I don’t want you to loose betty at all.
ME: hmmmmm, you don’t want me to lose betty?, and you are motivating me to hook Funmilayo?
SEGE: off course, its certain that you can’t marry funmilayo now, she is far older than you and she has kids at tertiary institution. I’m sure you don’t want to be a step father to grown up kids.
ME: funny you.
SEGE: yes. So keep Funmilayo for office favors and promotions, keep Betty for marriage and stay away from Adebimpe completely.
ME: hmmmm, you seemed to like this Betty, even without seeing her physically.
SEGE: onihaxy, that girl is a rare gem. It’s hard to see a multi-millionaire daughter loving a poor dude like you with the whole of her heart, it only happened in the movies, I told you before now.
ME: hmmmmmmm.
SEGE: yes Onihaxy. If I was lucky to have that type of girl, I swear I would have built house and acquired many things through her and I would have gotten married to her since.
ME: hmmm, acquire house and other stuffs by scamming her abi?
SEGE: what do you expect?, when I’m not dull like you, Mr holy bishop.
ME: it’s not like that Segun, I’m not just into obtaining things completely from women, it doesn’t bring respects.
SEGE: we are talking about money and you are talking about respect. To hell with respect.
ME: hmmmmmmm.
SEGE: don’t worry, I will speak with Betty on phone when we get home, I know she must have few rich girls as friends. You know the rich make friends with the rich
ME: what do you want to do with the girls?
SEGE: I will persuade her to hook me up with one of them na.
ME: ***laughs**** seriously, you aren’t serious Segun. What about the ones you are dating presently?
SEGE: I will simply drop them for the new rich girl now, after all, you dropped Kemi and Lolade for betty.
ME: no oooo, I already broke up with them before I met Betty.
SEGUN: that’s a lie Onihaxy, you met betty on baddo while still dating lolade.
ME: na you sabi, that one aside. Segun, I need to break contacts and communications with bimpe, but since henry and betty are now involved, I just don’t know the way out.
SEGUN: don’t worry about that, just leave that to me to figure out.
ME: hmmmmmmm.
Segun and I continued with our gist until about 6pm in the evening, we stood up and left the joint after I payed for the drinks. I drove the car home because segun was very high on bottles.
EPISODE 19.
Segun spent three weeks with me in Lagos before returning back to Akure. Throughout his three weeks of stay, he succeeded in getting closer to Betty, they would always talk together on phone anytime she called me or I called her. Segun also got to be introduced to a lady known as Sandra. According to Betty, Sandra used to be her childhood friend back then in Abuja before she travelled out for her degree in Europe, she said Sandra’s father lived in the same neighborhood with her daddy and they also attended the same secondary school.
Betty gave out Sandra’s facebook details to segun and she promised to follow up on her friend. As a very sharp guy, my friend added Sandra up immediately and they started chatting. Segun told me “onihaxy, wahala dey ooooo, as this girl doesn’t stay in Nigeria, how do I cope now?”, I smiled and replied him “don’t worry now, she would definitely come back home one day, so you need to start building the platform ahead of her return, She might even help you to travel out to meet her if she decided not to return home”.
After Segun’s departure, I started driving my “Honda EOD” to the bank. The first day I drove it to work; it was on a Monday morning. I washed and cleaned the car during the weekend, I arranged the photocopies of all the documents inside the safe, I attached the “learner L” sign properly and warmed the engine on Sunday night.
I drove to the bank, horned at the security to open the gate. One of the securities came out and told me to wind-down, I did and he was surprised to see me driving. He opened the entrance and I drove in. I parked the car at the staff park and as I was opening the door, I saw one of the ladies sharing same office with me along side two members of my team walking inside the compound and they saw me. “Heeeeeeeeeeeee, onihaxy!!!, we must celebrate it ooooooooo.” They were all screaming as they walked closer to me. Their voices attracted some other people closed by to the scene and I felt embarrassed with the way they began to peep at the car and bombarded me several questions.
I entered my office to relax for a little moment before attending the connect session and I was shocked that the car was the topic on ground that was been discussed among the ” gossip crew” in my office. On noticing my entrance into the office, they started asking their own questions.
“Onihaxy, I heard you brought a car”
“Is that true?”
“Which make and model?”
“Is it manual or automatic?”
“How much is the cost of the car?”
I answered the few I could answer while I dodged the rest. I left my office and went to meet my other team members for the connect session and I was more shocked that the news had gone viral among them, I was just hearing “congratulations onihaxy, we must wash that car oooo”. My team-lead even announced it during the meeting that onihaxy brought a car to office today and I faced another set of questions from my team members.
“Onihaxy, is the car yours?”
“Was it your office mother that gave you?”
“How much did you saved out of 50,000 every month to buy EOD?”
“Or the car na borrow pose?”
Questions was coming in from different angles and I got frustrated and don’t know what to say, I just replied them saying “the car was sent to my mum and my mum decided to give me since she has a small one she drives”. The connect session ended and I returned to my seat. I picked my phone and I had a gist with Betty and Segun about what happened in my office about the car, they both laughed and found it funny.
At break time, Funmi sent me a mail to see her in her office. I suspended what I was doing and went inside her office to see her, “ooooh, this woman wanted to send me on an errand again”. I got to her office and knocked and she told me to enter.
FUNMI: smiling Mr onihaxy!!!, have your seat.
ME: **pulled out the chair and sat down**** thank you funmi.
FUNMI: hmmmmm, I heard a rumor that you brought a car, is that true?
ME: ****smiled**** yes.
FUNMI: is it yours? Or was it borrowed?
ME: its mine.
FUNMI: surprised really?, have you been saving up for it before you joined this bank?, or was it out of your monthly 50k you bought it from?
ME: smiled Actually, it was sent to my mum from my uncle in Abuja, and since mum already had a small car she drives, she decided to give me this one.
FUNMI: hmmmmm, mummy’s boy!!!!,ok, that’s cool. won’t you take me out to celebrate it for me?
ME: *****chaiii, wahala dey oooo****
EPISODE 20.
Funmi continued to remind me that I must celebrate the car for her by taking her out on a lunch; we ended up going out together to the same restaurant we went to previously. My office mates started seeing me as a big boy including my team members, even the ladies who don’t want to associate themselves with me before suddenly began to give me attentions.
There was this particular lady called Benita in the bank, she was a member of another team, fair in complexion, she has an average height, her b0*bs aren’t too big but she has a massive asset behind. Her dressing used to be sophisticated and one would think she was Otedola’s daughter. She hardly relate with people in the bank and she preferred to interact with other girls who appeared to be sophisticated like her, there were rumors that she is likely to be a part-time runs girl due to her appearance and the high cost gadgets she possessed.
I had noticed her right from the second week we resumed into the bank during our monthly general connect session where all teams do come together to meet. I tried giving her some attentions but she didn’t buy it. I felt bad and repackaged myself by always crossing her path and greeting her. At first, it worked and she was responding well until when one guy who was a full time staff bought her attention with gifts and eatery delicacies and she suddenly changed towards me and started responding to my attention in an awkward manner. After several attempts of giving attentions which she wasn’t falling for, I gave up and we continued to relate together like a mere co-staffs.
About a month after I brought the car to the bank for the first time, I was driving to work on one morning when I saw Benita around Obanikoro area where she stood still at the road trying to wave down at incoming bikes. I sighted her from afar and drove closer and parked near her. I wind down and called her name while waving at her, she saw me, smiled and crossed over, opened the other door and entered the car, she dropped her back and smiled at me.
BENITA: good morning onihaxy.
ME: switched on the car engine good morning Benita, how was your night?
BENITA: it was fine. And yours?
ME: fine too. So you live around that area?
BENITA: yes.
ME: waoooh, and I didn’t know all this while?
BENITA: you lived in obanikoro too?
ME: no, I stay in Maryland, but I always drive through this road every morning and evening.
BENITA: eeeyaah.
ME: that’s good, now that I know where you live, I will be picking you up every morning and be dropping you every evening.
BENITA: smiled funny you. What if you left your house late and I couldn’t wait nko? Or vice versa?
ME: ****smiled***** at least I would be calling you every morning to know your movement and schedule mine.
BENITA: alright then, no problem.
Benita and I continued to chat and flow along in the car while we drove to work, we got to the bank’s premises and we both alighted from the car. We entered and went to our different offices, during lunch break, we met again at the canteen and the atmosphere was entirely different. She was even the one that came to meet me where I was sitting down, she held my hand and said “onihaxy, thanks for the morning ride”, she smiled and left me to return to her friends where they were seated. It was as if I was electrocuted, her touch and smile sent some pulses into my nerves and I was lost in ecstacy.
At 7pm when we closed, I cleared my desk and I was prepared to go home, I left my office and went to the office where Benita’s team was situated, I greeted the guys whom we do relate together before going to meet Benita on her seat. I asked if she was ready and she told me she was yet to round up with her work, I pulled a chair closer and assisted her in rounding up her work. While I was doing this, the guys in that team were looking at me and they were surprised, they knew that Benita doesn’t relate with guys not to talk of a guy from another team.
She finished her work and we went out of the bank together. I unlocked the car doors via the remote on the key and we both entered the car. We drove home and continued to gist and relate along the way. I got to the spot where I picked her in the morning and stopped the car, we exchanged numbers and she left while I drove home, the chemistry worked perfectly and that marked the beginning a new thing between Benita and I.
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