[Story] Adebimpe the Facebook Girl (Complete Season 7)

Adebimpe the Facebook Girl (complete Season 7)

EPISODE 21.

Few days later, I drove to work on Friday morning. I got work and I attended the morning meetings as usual. I settled down on my desk and started the daily job as usual until break time when I was about to go out to buy food, funmi called me into her office and she gave me one thousand naira to buy a plate of rice for her while coming back. I collected the money from her and I went out of the banking hall. The sun was so intense and I had to drive in my car despite the fact that the canteen is not top far from the bank. I drove to the canteen and decided to stay and eat my food at the canteen before stopping by at the eatery to get funmi’s food. I was eating when my phone rang and I checked the screen to see who was calling, it was a call from Betty and I picked it up.

ME: hello Betty

BETTY: hi dear, you didn’t ask of me for the past two days, it’s unfair oooo.

ME: I’m so sorry about that dear. it was due to stress at work and epileptic power supply

BETTY: Eeya. how is work going? hope NP problems sha?

ME: Not at all dear.

BETTY: do you still have sufficient money on you?,

ME: Not really sha. but I’m managing.

BETTY: OK, daddy wanted to send 600,000 naira to me in two days time. I will give you half of it and I will hold on to the remaining half.

ME: 600K?, what for?

BETTY: *****Laughed****** it’s my pocket money. its equivalent in naira is about 600,000 sha.

ME: how are you going to sustain on the half of the money, will he be enough for you?

BETTY: it should be ok for me. and if it is not, I know how to tax Henry and daddy for more money.

ME: Aaaaaaw!!!!. thanks so much dear.

BETTY: don’t thank me onihaxy, I have always said it to you that anything that belongs to also belong to you. Just do me a favour of not making me to regret that I loved you.

ME: I promise you with the whole of my heart that you won’t regret knowing me

BETTY: Ok dear. how about your friend?, how is he?

ME: You mean segun?

BETTY: yes.

ME: he is fine. we spoke together not quite long sha.

BETTY: My regards to him. Sandra told me that she would be coming home next month and she said they planned to see each other.

ME: Yes, that is true. segun told me the same thing last week. he even asked if you and Sandra will be coming together and I said you aren’t coming to Nigeria until late December.

BETTY: eeyah. my regards to him. since he based in akure, I should see him when we visit your mummy now?

ME: Of course yes. he can’t even wait to meet you too.

BETTY: Ok, I need to rest now. let’s talk later dear.

ME: alright love, bye.

BETTY: bye darling ******hanged up*****
I paid for my meal and drove to the eatery to buy funmi’s plate of rice. I purchased it and went back inside my car and called segun on phone before driving off.

ME: sege, how you dey?

SEGE: I”m good jaree onihaxy. I’m just coming back from the police station.

ME: Police station?, what for?, what happened?

SEGE: thank you ooooo. it was yesterday when one of my girls came to visit me oo, she waited till around 10:30pm before going back home and I decided to see her off.

ME: so what happened?

SEGE: We got to the middle of the road and decided to rest by a car parked along the road to have few discussions before going back home. We discussed and I was hugging her before she leave when an incoming police van suddenly parked beside us.

ME: what is the business of the police with you hugging your girlfriend?

SEGE: I tire ooooooo. two of the policemen came down from the van, walked towards us and began to shout “you wanted to rape her abi?, you just raped her abi?, why is she struggling in your arms?, get into the car now!!!”

ME: hahahahahaha, this is serious, what about the girl?, why didn’t she defend you?

SEGE: they didn’t allow both of us to talk at all before they pushed us into the vehicle and drove us to police station.

ME: ****laughed****** all this silly police sef?, they are just looking for every means to make money from poor people.

SEGE: the thing vex me seriously. This morning when we are to write statements, the police changed the beat of their allegations and said they caught us having s-x in the public by the road side.

ME: haaaaaaaaaaa!!!. this is serious ooooo.

SEGE: I ended up parting away with 10k bail charges while the parents of the girl paid 5k to bail their daughter.

ME: I thought they always write it on their walls that “bail is free?”

SEGE: omo, no mind those guys ooo. that thing na fake advert. it was one of the police I gave out my ATM card to, he withdrew the 10k bail charges before I was released.

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ME: Eeeeyahh, next time, just beware of those thieves in black uniform.

SEGE: thanks jaree.

ME: you are welcome. that reminds me, Betty called me not quite long and she asked of you, she said Sandra told her about her coming to Nigeria and your plans to see each other.

SEGE: OK, my regards to her oooooo..

ME: alright guy. let’s talk later, I’m on the road and heading back to work, I went out for lunch.

SEGE: alright jareeeee. bye.
I hanged up on segun and drove back to work while laughing at what the police did to him. I reached my office and gave funmi’s rice to her. I returned back to my table and continued with my work until around 5pm when my cousin in Mushin called me and accused me of not always checking on him because I now lived in Maryland. He complained about how I hadn’t called him for weeks and I realized that I was guilty. I promised him that I would visit him that evening before going back home.
I closed from work earlier and drove to my cousin’s place in Mushin to check on him, we engaged in so much discussions until I was about to go home but I was persuaded to spent the night which I reluctantly agreed to. I woke up the next morning, bath and dressed up and decided to go back home. I bid my cousin good bye and drove off in my car.
I got to Maryland at around 11am and when I reached the front of my gate, I went inside to open the gate and I drove in. as I switched off the engine, opened the door and I was about to shut it, I saw Lolade at the tap beside where I always park my car.

ME: ****shouted**** Lolade!!!!!!!!!!!, is that you?

LOLADE: Heeee!!!! onihaxy!!!!! *****came closer to hug me******

ME: How are you? long time.

LOLADE: I’m fine . its unfair oooooo. you just broke all communications with me since I left your pure water factory in ado ekiti.

ME: I’m so sorry dear, its not my fault. I lost my phone and I lost a lot of contacts as a result of it. so what are you doing here?

LOLADE: my school is on break so I came to spend two weeks here with my sister. I arrived yesterday afternoon.

ME: who is your sister?

LOLADE: aunty Mariam.

ME: Ok, I know her

LOLADE: what about you? what are you doing here?

ME: I live here

LOLADE: you mean that you don’t work in ado ekiti again?

ME: yes. since January.

LOLADE: Waooooh. where is your room?

ME: ******Described the location for her******

LOLADE: Ok, let me drop this water and finish with what I am doing, I will check on you in your room later.

ME: ok dear.
****** chai!!!!!!!!!!!*************

EPISODE 22.

I locked my car and I went inside my room, sat down on my bed and started thinking of lolade.
“so, I can see this girl again?”
“what really broke us up sef?”
“chaii, those good old days of office flings”
“those days of putting postinor inside plastic drink”
” sege the bad guy really had a hand in it then”
” so, she would be here for two weeks?”
” she has really grown bigger oooooo”
” her burst even appeared to have increased”
I was still thinking about lolade when I heard a knock on my door. “who is there?” I asked and I got a response from outside, “its me lolade”. I quickly jumped up from the bed, went to the door and opened it for her to come in. lolade entered and sat down on my bed while I sat close to her and we started talking.

ME: lolade, I can’t believed what my eyes saw just now, I never knew I could see you again.

LOLADE: shebi you are the one who abandoned me and left me.

ME: not like that now lolade, I told you that I lost my phone and as a result of that, I lost all contacts. when I retrieved my line three weeks later, I expected you to call me so as to save your number but you didn’t call.

LOLADE: you are lieing onihaxy. I called you more than a month after I gained admission and it wasn’t reachable.

ME: ****laughed*** heeeeee!!!!. see the way you mentionend my name , have you forgotten that I was your Oga?

LOLADE: smiled see you!!!. you sold your birthright the day you lied on my chest.

ME: Ehn ehn?

LOLADE: yes now. so you don’t know before?

ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm.

LOLADE: why and when did you leave ado ekiti?

ME: I got another job here in Lagos, so I had to relocate

LOLADE: hmmmmm. so, how is your wife?

ME: my wife kee?, I haven’t married yet

LOLADE: I mean your girlfriend.

ME: Girlfriend?, I’m still searching oooo. since you left me and broke communications with me, I have remained single.

LOLADE: so, you wanted to tell me that you don’t have anyone you dated or you are dating since we lost contact?

ME: Not really sha. I used to have one but it is not a serious relationship.

LOLADE: Onihaxy!!!!!!, so you mean you have been sleeping with her and you never took her serious?

ME: Not like that, she is the one that never took me serious. I think she has some other guys in her heart.

LOLADE: hmmmmmm. eeeyah, some ladies sha.

ME: so what about you, do you have any guy you are dating?

LOLADE: yes of course. he is a non teaching staff in my school, we are even planning to have our introduction early next year.

ME:****Chai!!!!!!!!, so why am I even lying, this meat son escape oooooo****** huuuuuuuuh, so you mean you are in a relationship presently?

LOLADE: yes of course. any problem with that?

ME: but we didn’t break up now lolade, we only lost contacts and we have now found each other again.

LOLADE: So you expected me to wait till forever waiting for you?. what if we didn’t meet today nko?. my9jarocks.info

ME: please LOLADE. please!!!!!!!!!!

LOLADE: its late onihaxy. I have moved on, you too should do the same.
******chaiii, na like this this girl go disappear without me marking any attendance? lailai********. I moved closer to her and started to compose lovely and romantic poems to her while rubbing her laps at the same time. LOLADE was showing some little resistance and she insisted on not dating me again, I immediately remembered that kissing was her weak point back then when we were together. I stylishly moved my head closer to her head in the pretense that I was begging her and I locked her lips with mine. just like magic, we started kissing passionately. we kissed for over two minutes and it was time for my hand to begin movements when her phone suddenly began to ring out loudly. just as if a charm was removed from her, she regained her consciousness and brought out the phone from her pocket and screamed.
“heeeeeee!!!!, it is my sister oooooooo”. she picked the call and they started talking. I guess her sister was already back from an outing because I could hear LOLADE saying to her sister that she went to buy recaharge card from outside. she quickly jumped up from the bed, promised to see me some other times, and I followed her to the corridor and I watched her tiptoe to the next building where her sister was living. I went back into my room and I was like
“why will her sister return at this critical time?”
” and I’m almost halfway to the promise land oooo”
“another opportunity must present itself”
” shebi she would be staying for two weeks?
” and today is just her day 2 out of two weeks?”
” no problem”

I picked up my phone to update segun on whatsapp about the latest happening.

ME: Hello segun.

SEGE: how you dey onihaxy?

ME: I’m fine oooo. I saw someone today, guess who?

SEGE: Betty?, is she back?

ME: it wasn’t Betty

SEGE: then who?

ME: LOLADE

SEGE: the one that always demand for airtime?

ME: No, that one is kemi. LOLADE is the girl working in the purewater factory I worked with in ado ekiti

SEGE: ooooh, the one you dissolved postinor inside bottled drink for her to drink?

ME: yeah, the one you told me to dissolve drug inside drink for.

SEGE: So na me you dey redirect the evil back to?

ME: yes na. no be you be my coach?

SEGE: You no well. so how did you guys met?

ME: I came back from my cousin’s place this morning and I met her fetching water from the tap at the side of the fence.

SEGE: how come?, is she now living in the neighbourhood?

ME: At all, she said her school is on break and she came to spend the weekend with her sister whom we lived in the same compound together.

SEGE: Hmmmmmmmmmmm. I trust you onihaxy, you must be planning to dig her treasure island by now.

ME: Heeeeeeee!!!!!. how did you know?

SEGE: because I knew my friend too much

ME: actually, she came to my room after I met her outside. I tried playing loverboy for her but she didn’t fall for it, she said she is already in love with another guy.

SEGE: Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

ME: I tried navigating through the shortcut by approaching her via her weak point which was kissing. I was almost heading to the island until her sister spoilt my mission by calling her on her phone.

SEGE: Hmmmmmmmmmmm, badt guy. chaiiiii, you bad pass me seriously.

ME: you be my boss.

SEGE: but onihaxy, I will like to chip in a little advice.

ME: what is the advice?

SEGE: why not let go of this girls and wait on this girl who had sacrifice everything for you. seriously, there is time for everything. time to be a player and time to be a serious lover. you should start planning your matrimony now.

ME: hmmmmm ****what is this one saying?******

EPISODE 23.

I sat down and started reminiscing on what segun said.
” I should let go of lolade?”
” so I won’t feel her for a whole two weeks?”
“will that be easy and possible?”
“well, let’s see how it goes”.
I decided to watch a seasonal movie just to while away time and to let go of the thoughts about lolade. the movie was ongoing until it got to a romantic scene where a guy and a lady were engaged in sweet romance and ended up having s-x and I started having this urge to be with someone. immediately, I started thinking of lolade again. I picked up my phone to dial her number and I remembered that i did not have her number, I went outside to the entrance of the other building to see if I would see her but I didn’t. I couldn’t go inside her sister’s room to check on her because her sister and I weren’t in really good terms. I had to return to my room and handled my konji alone while waiting maybe lolade would come back to my room but to my greatest shock, she never returned. the day was over and night came. I decided to take my plastic chair to sit down outside the house maybe I could see her passing by so as to get her phone number from her but I didn’t see her until 11pm that I returned to my room.
I woke up very early on Sunday morning with the help of my alarm and I started preparing for church. I had bath and I was in the kitchen warming my food when I heard a knock on my door. “who is there?” I shouted with the mindset that its likely to be one of the jehova witness people who always knock on doors every Sunday morning. a response cane from outside saying “its me lolade”.
Heeeee!!!!!!, Lolade!!!!!!!, I put off what I was cooking and I rushed out of the kitchen and looked up at the wall clock and the time was 6:05. I opened the door and saw her putting on a gown with her hair covered with a black net, she entered the room and I locked the door.

ME: Lolade, you promised you come back yesterday but I didn’t see you again

LOLADE: don’t be angry jareeee onihaxy. my sister came back with ingredients, so, I was engaged in cooking all through.

ME: eeeyah.

LOLADE: I came to fetch water from outside so I stop by to check on you and too ask you if you will be going to church.

ME: church?, why did ask?,

LOLADE: My sister is going to church but I’m not going, so I want to ask if you will be around.

ME: *****Chaiiii, see opportunity***** I won’t be going to church jareeee.

LOLADE: why?

ME: My cloth isn’t ironed and there Is no light.

LOLADE: OK, I will be back when my sister is away. make sure you cook oooo because I’m hungry oooo.

ME: OK dear, no problem.
lolade opened the door and went out of the room while I turned my head around to see my bible on my bed, I felt so sad and I was like ” Forgive me oh lord.”.
I went back to the kitchen and continued with was I was cooking. the food was ready and I served mine while I remained some for lolade to eat from. I continued to check the time at intervals as if I have something serious to do. At 8:05am, I heard a similar knock on my door and I opened the door for lolade to enter. she was still putting on the same gown and from the appearance of the top of her gown, it appeared as if she wasn’t wearing any bra, my D–k immediately responded to the stimulus as I walked back to the bed and she came closer to sit down with me.
“where is my food?” she asked me and I went inside the kitchen to serve her and returned with her food. she was eating her meal while we were chatting at the same time. I continued from where I stopped the previous day and I was reminding her that I loved her and we should come back together again. she emphasized on it again that it won’t be possible because she already have another guy and the guy has been responsible for her upkeeps in school. I decided to switch over to my previous strategy and I caught her lips unaware and we started kissing.
we were kissing and our body came closer. after like 2 minutes into the kiss, my hand started moving and I landed my palm on her b—-t. I squeezed and pressed it and it was then I confirmed it that she wasn’t wearing bra. I moved my hand down to her laps in inserted my hand underneath her gown and raised it up. we both fell flat on the bed still kissing and I moved my hand upwards to her pants and I was about to shove it aside she resisted me. ****chaiiii, which kind defense be this na?***** I pulled out my hand and decided to tickle her and worked on her b0*bs as I retried moving my hands into her panties. this time, there was no resistance and my hand ended up digging her honeypot I continued this until she reach o—-m and my hand was wet. I stylishly pull of my shoes , turned over and was about to dig deep when she used her hand to cover the entrance and she said “onihaxy, use a condom”.
*****chain, where will I get condom now?***** I thought and thought until I remembered that I have one piece of condom given to me during HIV/Aids awareness campaign that was held in my neighborhood some weeks back. I quickly rushed to my leather box and picked it up and I returned to the bed. lolade saw it with me and she said “so, you have pack of condoms here which you use to f–k girls around abi?” I showed the condom to her and told her that it was a branded condom been giving to me in an awareness campaign. I tore the pack, put it on and ride straight to her treasure island for 15 minutes until I cummed and we were both sweating. I stood up, cleaned up with tissue and I gave her tissue to clean up too. lolade began to stare at me in an akward manner and I was confused.

LOLADE: shebi you are satisfied now?

ME: satisfied as how?, I don’t get you.

LOLADE: I knew this is all what you wanted, its not as if you really wanted to date me.

ME: ****Chaii***** its not so dear. I still Want you back. honestly, I don’t always have urges for just anybody except for the person I love. if I had no feelings for you, I wouldn’t have got the urge to have you.

LOLADE: Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Men!!!!!!!!!!

ME: I’m serious lolade.

LOLADE: well, its a mission impossible because my heart already belongs to someone else.
lolade and I talked for more minutes until she returned back to her sister’s apartment at 10:30 because she told me that her sister would close from church by 10:30. lolade and I hanged out secretly again before the end of her two weeks break in Maryland and we ended up having s-x two more times before she travelled back to school.

EPISODE 24.

A week after the departure of lolade, I resumed work on Monday morning and I attended the usual morning meeting. immediately after the meeting, a rumour started spreading that the bank was planning to recruit people for two months project and its likely that bank will invite previous temporary contract staffs based on connections. I left the meeting after the end of it and returned back to my desk only to meet the gossip crew in my office talking about the same proposed project. as I sat down, one of them called on me and said “onihaxy, is it true that the bank is proposing a project that will commence before the end of the year?”, I was surprised and I replied her saying I don’t know neither did I have any idea. she replied me and said “you?, not having idea?, that is a pure lie because your mummy is the boss here. please I have a candidate oooooo, in case your mummy told you to bring someone”. I just laughed and ignored them as others also said the same thing. I settled down and commenced my work for the day and funmi came in about 20 minutes later. it was as if segun and Betty had already knew the time I always have my break, they both engaged me in separate chats in the first 25 minutes of the break before I received a message notification on my system. I dropped my phone and opened the mail and I found out that it was a message from funmilayo telling me to see her in her office, I dropped my phone and went to meet her in her office. I pulled out the visitor’s chair and we started a conversation.

ME: hi funmi, I got your message.

FUNMI: yes, I just want to ask you if you will be going out for lunch.

ME: yes, I will

FUNMI: can you help me to get food while coming back?

ME: No problems. sorry funmi, I want to ask a question and I don’t know how bad you will feel about it.

FUNMI: feeling bad?, I won’t. just ask whatever you want to ask.

ME: I noticed that other staffs always send the cleaners or messengers to buy food for them, even temporary staffs always send them on errands to buy food. But in your own case, you always prefer to send me or go out on your own to buy. I just want to know why my own boss always stress herself. I’m so sorry to ask.

FUNMI: ***smiled***** waoooh, what a brilliant question. I have been expecting you to ask me all this while and I’m so happy you asked me today.

ME: thank you ma. sorry, thank you funmi.

FUNMI: You see, when you get to a certain position at any stage in life and you have a lot of surbodinates eyeing the same post, or you are at the same stage with some people and you are all aiming higher to be promoted to bigger post which only one person can fill at a time, then you have to be more careful and cautious in selecting the people who buys what you use or eat.

ME: I don’t understand.

FUNMI: I mean, there are people who can do anything to unseat you so as to fill your position, and there are also people who can hinder you to get to a higher position that only one person can fill among multitudes. so therefore, I need to be careful in choosing who buys food for me. anybody can conspire with anyone.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm, now I understand

FUNMI: as a matter of fact, you are the only person I trust in this entire building. I just have this strong believe that you cannot harm me.

ME: *****smiled** thanks so much for trusting me.

FUNMI: you are welcome. what about this your wife, how is she?

ME: who?

FUNMI: Benita

ME: she isn’t my wife, we are just friends.

FUNMI: I hear. has she started working elsewhere?

ME: no, she is still hunting for jobs.

FUNMI: ok, the bank will be embarking on a two months project in mid-december, ask her if she will be interested in joining the project and give me feedback before the end of the day.

ME: Ok, I will. thank you so much.

FUNMI: you are welcome.
FUNMI gave me one thousand naira and I left her office for canteen. I called Benita on phone to enquire from her if she would be interested in the job and she told me that she was interested. I went back to funmi’s office to deliver her food to her and also give her feedback on benita’s response. FUNMI demanded for her phone number which I provided and she promised to include her name among the people that would be invited. I thanked her and as I was about going back to my desk, she called me back
FUNMI: that reminds me onihaxy, tomorrow is adeola’s birthday”

ME: waoooh, is there going to be a party?”

FUNMI: she is in school presently, maybe she will throw a party among her friends sha.

ME: Eeeeyah. I will like to wish her a happy birthday ooo, but I don’t have her number.

FUNMI: Let me give you then ****calls out the number***

ME: Thanks so much.
I left her office and went back to my desk. I continued with the rest of my work for the day until I drove back home. I had my bath and decided to chat with segun before going to bed.

ME: hi segun.

SEGE: I’m good onihaxy, how was today’s work?

ME: it was fine

SEGE: how is your madam too?

ME: She is fine. she even called me to her office today to ask if Benita had started working elsewhere.

SEGE: why did she ask?

ME: the bank is planning to start a two month project in December, so she wanted to know if Benita will be interested. I called Benita to ask from her and she told me she will be interested in the project.

SEGE: that’s good. congratulations. so where will she be staying throughout the duration of the project?

ME: that’s true oooooo, I never thought of it sha.

SEGE: onihaxy, you are having serious problems I swear. did you remember what happened when bimpe saw her in your house?, did you remember the number of days you were begging her on phone?

ME: that’s true ooooo

SEGE: and also, did you remember that Betty will be coming back to Nigeria in the same December?, and its certain that she would stay with you?

Me: haaaaaaa!!!!!, that is true

SEGE: so what will you explain to Betty?, or have you forgotten that you already lied to Benita that you don’t have a girlfriend?

ME: yes, you are right. what do you think I can do now.

SEGE: you are still asking me?, just tell her that your two brothers are now living with you and the place cannot contain four people. and also, tell her that one of the brothers have a very high libido and he had been charged for rape on two occasions, she will definitely understand the handwriting.

ME: ok jaree. thanks so much.

SEGE: you are welcome. let’s chat later jareee. I get visitor.

ME: hmmmmm. SEGE the badoooo!!!!!!.

I ended the chat and composed a lovely birthday message for adeola, I timed the delivery of the message for 11:59pm and I indicates my name on the text message. I slept off there after only to wake up and saw a text from adeola saying “thanks so much for the text message onihaxy. it was the first text I received and I never expected it. you are a darling”. I was like “me?, darling?”.

EPISODE 25.
A new episode was opened entirely opened between adeola and I as we always exchange calls and also chat together on whatsapp without her mother’s knowledge.
we would always chat together till late nights sometimes and the closeness was getting intense. after our usual chats one day when she promised to visit me anytime she is back to lagos, I fell back on my bed and began to analyse the whole thing.
“what is really happening onihaxy?”
” is this not an additional problem I’m trying to pull to myself?”
” Betty is out there outside the country waiting on me”
” Bimpe is there in lekki with a pregnancy which she claimed to belong to me”
” Benita is also coming to Lagos with the hope of living with me”
” My boss FUNMI is also there in the bank with a complicated relationship between us”
” now, Adeola who is my boss daughter is getting closer to me ”
” I just pray that there won’t be danger at the end of my own tunnel”
” what if FUNMI finds out about our closeness?”
” what if adeola had started having feelings for me?”
” why do I keep getting into women’s web?”
” I just pray that FUNMI won’t fire me soon”
I tried all my best to keep the friendship between adeola and I on a low key as the days went by. on Friday of the following week, FUNMI asked me if I would like to visit her on Saturday and I said yes. I visited FUNMI at home the following day, I was entertained and we ended up having s-x. I started feeling bad immediately after the act , funmi noticed this in me and she smiled at me while we were both lied on the bed facing each other.

FUNMI: onihaxy, I noticed you are either closing your eyes or staring at the ceiling since, what is the problem?

ME: ****smiled*** nothing

FUNMI: You are funny onihaxy. I should be the one to be shy and not you.

ME: ******Silent******

FUNMI: Since you weren’t shy to squeeze me, you weren’t shy to raise up my legs and hanged them on your shoulders, you weren’t shy to dig inside and out of me, so why are you acting weird after the act?

ME: ***Smiled****

FUNMI: common, be a man. I just like you and that’s why we were so close to this extent. seriously, I don’t engage in all this kind of affairs.

ME: Ok funmi. How is Adeola? hope you are hearing from her?

FUNMI: hmmmmm. you are indirectly telling me to keep shut abi?, no problem.

ME: Haba, no be like that na

FUNMI: ok, back to your question, let me ask you too, when last did you hear from her?, after all, you have her number.

ME:*****scared***** Its been long oooo. I only sent her birthday wishes on her birthday and that was the last time.

FUNMI: ****looked at me awkwardly***** Onihaxy, are you trying to tell me that you haven’t spoke together on phone this week?, because I’m seeing everything that is going on.

ME: ****** got scared the more****** ok, I think I called to check on her on Monday to ask about her academics and also to encouraged her to study harder.

FUNMI: are you sure its just that?

ME: *****smiled**** yeah. why did you ask?

FUNMI: Because my instincts tells me you have an ulterior motive.

ME: Haba, I don’t oooooo. Adeola is more like my sister now.

FUNMI: Please, let it remain on that brother and sister platform. anything further than that, you will see the evil part of me.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm.

FUNMI: yes. I don’t joke with her at all and her academics is what mattered most to me at the moment. and besides, she is still a teenager.

ME: Ok ma.

FUNMI: and also, let this affair between us be restricted to this building alone. dont let it get into your head in the office. because at work, I’m your boss and its purely business as usual all respect should be accorded.

ME: ****smiled**** yes boss.
we had more discussions before I left her place at around 1pm and returned home. While driving, I decided to gist segun about the escapades on phone call while using handsfree.

ME: Hi segun

SEGE: onihaxy, how far about your lunch outing?

ME: It was fine Jare and it was fun

SEGE: did any match took place?

ME: Yeah

SEGE: onihaxy the bad guy, you don’t sabi this thing pass me sef.

ME: Na you train me na.

SEGE: how many matches?

ME: just one.

SEGE: E still dey ok sha.

ME: She noticed that I was shy and she came out boldly to woo me by herself.

SEGE: Really?, how?

ME: she told me she liked me and that was why she was intimate with me and she said I need not to be feeling inferior or intimidated because she is my boss. she talked about how she manipulated my process to become a permanent staff.

SEGE: waohhhh, you don chop up be that. but just play safe and don’t blow the alarm on your head. when both of you are in workplace. accord the respect to her as your boss and don’t let people to start suspecting you.

ME: She said exactly the same thing. it seems both of you reasoned together.

SEGE: That’s the cooperate relationship ethics bro. when you are doing parole with your colleague in a cooperate
settings, you have to make it a low key affairs. and when it involved you and your superior, you have to make it a more lower key affairs, if possible, make it the lowest.

ME: Hahahahahaha. she even warned me about her daughter.

SEGE: warned you as how?

ME: I guess she noticed or observed that her daughter and I had been communicating on phone.

SEGE: how did you get her daughter’s number?

ME: sorry I didn’t tell you, I collected it from FUNMI a day to her daughter’s birthday in other to send birthday wishes to her.

SEGE: you don f–k up onihaxy. you shouldn’t have obtained the number from FUNMI, you should have gotten the number directly from her daughter the day you saw her or hook her up through Facebook by searching for her name

ME: eeeyah.

SEGE: she didn’t observe anything, she only used instincts since she knew you have her number already. or what will a guy be doing with a lady’s number if not to call her with it?

ME: that’s true sha.

SEGE: are you guys that close?, I mean you and her daughter.

ME: we are getting closer by the day.

SEGE: let me just warn you onihaxy. FUNMI is your boss. she made you to get to where you are today and she can also terminate you anytime. she already gave you a boundary and limits to her daughter, so simply abide the rules and don’t take any risks. you know why?

ME: Why?

SEGE: she will send you back into the job market to start hunting, her daughter will also dump you for a guy who has a job and at the end, you will be putting another burden of responsibilities on that innocent Betty who is planning to come home and get wedded. I don’t think Betty deserves that kind of hardship again after all she laid down for you.

ME: hmmmmmm. you are right sha. thanks so much

SEGE: you are welcome. just make sure you don’t have anything to do with FUNMI:s daughter, I beg you in the name of God. that reminds me, Sandra will be around this weekend, so its likely we see next week.

ME: Waoh, that’s true oooooo. this weekend is the last weekend in this November. waoooh, I should be expecting my own baby in three weeks time.

SEGE: that’s the spirit bro. I will update you on how everything goes sha.

ME: NO problem.
I ended the call with segun and I was about to drop the phone when my phone rang, I checked the screen and it was a call from henry and o picked it up.

HENRY: Hi onihaxy.

ME: hello Mr henry

HENRY: how are you?

ME: I’m fine sir, what about you and your family?

HENRY: Fine thank you. please can you do something for me?

ME: what is that?

HENRY: My wife received a package that was sent to her from Usa, she was supposed to go to the airport and pick it up but isn’t too strong to go out due to her condition and our maid went out for lessons and won’t be back until evening. I don’t know if you can help her to pick up her package and deliver it to her at home. its a shoe and bag and she would be needing them tomorrow.

ME: *****checked the time and it was 2pm******* hmmmmm, what time do they close there?

HENRY: I think 4pm

ME: ok, I with try.

HENRY: thanks so much. I will send the details to you via text message and I will tell her to make contact so that they would know that someone is coming to pick it up on her behalf.

ME: Ok sir.

I ended the call and took a deep breath. ****chai!!!!!, I will be going to that lion’s den again.

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