[Story] Adebimpe the Facebook Girl (Complete Season 7)

Mr RockAugust 23, 2016

Adebimpe the Facebook Girl (complete Season 7)

EPISODE 16.

On getting to work on Wednesday morning, I dropped my bag on my desk and went straight to the morning connect session as usual; our unit head came to address us about diligence at work. He complained about the nonchalant attitude of some people in the unit. He also talked about people eating food on their desk which he said was attracting rats into the offices and the rats end up eating documents in the offices when they are out of food leftovers to feed on. Funmi walked into the meeting and greeted everyone, we all replied her, she picked a seat to sit down while she signaled at our unit head to come over and they had a short mouth to ear gossip. Our team leader later told us that funmi wanted to address us and we all clapped as she stood up and walked to the front of the hall. I was so carried away with her colorful gown outfit plus her beautifully packed braids. Her waist was oscillating as she was moving to the front with her nice show making
sounds on the floor, she got to the front, turned around and the first smile she released was so captivating. Our eyes met as she was about to start her speech and we couldn’t both help it but spend extra few seconds to stare and smiled at each other.
Funmi started her speech by appreciating everyone for our work and efforts in ensuring to meet up with our daily and weekly targets. She later complained about people who are found of gossiping during official hours and she said their gossips leads to lack of focus and concentrations which in turn leads to committing errors at work In which the bank will always be at the receiving end either by losing customers or been sanctioned by the central bank of Nigeria for misconduct. She also talked about a welfare program been initiated towards christmas celebration because of some of us who are spending the first Christmas with the bank, she talked about the end of the year party and how we are going to be part of it. We clapped as she walked away from the front of the hall and walked out of the room. I couldn’t just take my eyes of her as she was going out ****gosh!!!!!!, this woman always look gorgeous and astonishing***
The guy sitting beside me whom was among the people we resumed together had to tap me and call back my attention saying “onihaxy!!!!!!!, you and this your madam sha. Are you sure there is nothing going on between the two of you?”, I smiled at him and I replied him that I was just looking and nothing more.
The meeting ended at 7:30am and I returned to my desk to start with my work for the day. At 10am my phone rang and I checked the screen, it was a call from benita and I picked it up.

BENITA: hello onihaxy.

ME: hi benita

BENITA: I’m already on my way to Lagos.

ME: ok dear.

BENITA: so how are we going to see?, should I go straight to your house?, or you will come to pick me up at the park?,

ME: my key is with me, so there is no way you can enter into the house, it’s also possible that I may close late at work,

BENITA: you and funmi again abi?

ME: *laughed you aren’t serious Benita. It’s not about funmi, my unit head told us to wait after the close of business.

BENITA: so what is going to happen now?

ME: maybe you should come and meet me in the bank, then we will go home together

BENITA: no, I can’t. I don’t want anyone in the bank to see me.

ME: so what do we do now?

BENITA: don’t worry, I will be at your house waiting for you.

ME: ok dear.
I hung up on Benita to continue with my work only for me to receive a mail from funmilayo, telling me to see her in her office immediately. I was like
“What have I done wrong again?”
“Is she going to send me on another errand?”
“Could it be about what happened previously?”
I suspended what I was doing and I went to meet her in the office. I knocked on her door and I entered, she told me to sit down and I pulled out a chair.

FUNMI: how are you?

ME: I’m fine. I saw your mail.

FUNMI: yeah. Why were you smiling at me in the morning?

ME: I was just smiling.

FUNMI: you and I know that’s a lie.

ME: ok, I was admiring your dress and heels.

FUNMI: waoooh. Are you serious?

ME: yes. You always look astonishing in those gowns.

FUNMI: thanks so much.

ME: you are welcome.

FUNMI: alright. Now, let’s talk about what happened on friday night.

ME: ***** scared****** what happened?

FUNMI: ****smiled*** you don’t have to be scared onihaxy. I might be drunk that night but I could still remember everything that happened in my bedroom that night.

ME: hmmmmmmm.

FUNMI: ****smiled**** yes. I knew I made the move and put you in the mood, but you were so full of energy I actually enjoyed it.

ME: *****silent*****

FUNMI: was that why you have been acting awkward since Monday?

ME: not all.

FUNMI: ok. Will you be going out for lunch?

ME: not at all.

FUNMI: ok, you can go.

I left funmi’s office and returned to my desk to continue with my work. I started reflecting back to the conversations between funmi and I and couldn’t help it but to smile. At 6:30pm, I got a call from Benita and she told me that she was at the park, I told her to start going to my house and I will meet her at home. I closed for the day at 7:00pm and I drove back home to meet Benita at home.
I got home and I met her standing at the entrance of my room with her bag standing in between her legs. We hugged each other as I opened the door for both of us to enter. We sat down and discussed for a while before I went to the kitchen to prepare noodles for us to eat. I was still in the kitchen when I heard the sound of the shower from the bathroom and I knew Benita was already inside. I finished from the kitchen and brought the food to the room for us to eat but I couldn’t hold back my erection when I saw Benita wearing an a-s revealing bump shorts and a spagetti top which was revealing the t-t of her n—–s.
*****chai!!!!!!!, Here comes another temptation******

EPISODE 17.

The urges and temptation was getting so intense over the night that i found it so hard to control my erection. Benita was sleeping and lying down on her side with her a-s shooting out towards me. The bumpshort was so small that the underlining of her bottom was revealing out. At a point in time, i rolled over to her side and landed my hand on her a-s as if it was a mistake out of trance but she would push my hand away. i did it the second time after few minutes and i was suprised when she pushed my hand away and also stood up from the bed. i was wondering what she wanted to do next and i saw her going down to the floor and sleeping on the rug, she later covered herself with her wrapper and i was so surprised.
“What could be wrong with this girl?”
“why was she putting on cloths revealing herself when she knew that she wasn’t ready for s-x?”
“didn’t she realize that i would be tempted?”
” is this the way i will continue to bear all this temptation till she leaves?”
“what was her major reason for putting on bumpshorts in the first place?”
“Nawa for this Benita oooo”
I later forced myself to sleep and I was woken up by my alarm at 5:30 am. I looked to the side of the bed and I realized that Benita was still sleeping on the rug. I woke her up and pretended as if I never knew what happened.
ME: benita!!!!!!!!.

BENITA: ****stretching herself****** good morning onihaxy

ME: good morning. why are you sleeping on the floor? I thought I saw you on the bed before I slept last night?

BENITA: it was because of the heat in the midnight when nepa took light. so I had to sleep on the ground that is a little bit cooler

ME: surprised***** you mean that nepa took off the light?

BENITA: yes.

ME: OK, you can come over to the bed now, since there is light.

BENITA: OK dear, thanks so much.

ME: You are welcome.

I left Benita in the room and I went to the bathroom to bath and later prepared for work. I got to the bank, attended the morning meetings as usual before proceeding with the task for the day. When I was on break, I heard a whatsapp notification on my phone and I checked the screen to see who sent me a message and I realized it was from segun. I picked up my phone to chat with him.

SEGE: hi onihaxy

ME: how far segun?

SEGE: I dey ooooo. I just want to inform you that I will be meeting Sandra next month.

ME: ****surprised**** really?, how you take do am?

SEGE: she will be in Nigeria next month and we will be seeing before she returns

ME: so, you will be going to abuja next month?

SEGE: me?, going to Abuja kee?, she is coming here to akure.

ME: coming to Akure?, did you use charm on her?

SEGE: see you, you don’t need a charm to pull a call, all you need is a good talking strategy and a nice packaging. it works like magic.

ME: Bad boy!!!!!!!!. you don dey flex now abi?

SEGE: before nko?. na only sabi enjoy millionaire daughter?

ME: heeeeeee!!!!. so you mean that you have been obtaining from Sandra abi?

SEGE: not at all, I don’t want to appear as a gold digger to her yet. I’m still playing the lover boy part.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm. but you will still dig gold right?

SEGE: before nko?, intact, I will even dig diamond join.

ME: badt guy.

SEGE: but its not easy sha ooooo. you need to know I much I do spend daily on recharge cards to call international number.

ME: like how much?

SEGE: sometimes, I spend an average of N1,000

ME: no wonder she fell for you so easy. na your airtime dey do the magic

SEGE: yes oooo. the recharging of phone isn’t an issue sha. yo know sometimes, you need to sacrifice your knight to checkmate a king.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm. badoooooo.

SEGE: so how about your sugarmummy?

ME: she is there ooooo. you need to hear what she said yesterday.

SEGE: really?, gist me nor

ME: she said she knew all what happened on Friday night and she enjoyed it, she said I should stop acting awkward and I should pretend as if nothing happened.

SEGE: you mean she wasn’t really drunk that day?

ME: I don’t even know. I’m even confused on that. but I knew she was high that day.

SEGE: that your madam sef na something else oooo. no yawa na. make you continue the show now, nothing do you.

ME: you no well segun. that reminds me, I had a guest yesterday

SEGE: who?, bimpe abi?

ME: no oooo. it was Benita. the lady that was staying with me when I was still a temporary staff.

SEGE: yeah, I remember. but you said she wasn’t retained and that she travelled now?

ME: yes. she came around yesterday for a test yesterday.

SEGE: so you rocked her overnight abi?

ME: rock kee? she made her fence so tempting and she later put password on it.

SEGE: I don’t understand.

ME: she was wearing a very small bumpshort and a n—-e reaveling cloth only for her to push my hand away when I was making attempts. in fact, she had to move over from the bed to the floor.

SEGE: hahahahahahahahaha

ME: why are you laughing now?

SEGE: Because I felt your pain. don’t worry, just bear it till she returns. next time, don’t accommodate her again. be bold to tell her next time she comes that you can’t stand the temptations anymore.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm

SEGE: yes, I would have teach you on how to sleep with her, but seriously, I want you to put an end to all this side chick paroles and focus majorly on Betty. I’m serious.

ME: OK ooooo. thanks jaree. let’s chat later, my break is over.

ME: OK guy.

I ended the chat with segun and I resumed my work. work continued until the close of business for the day and I wasn’t eager to go home. in fact, I felt like spending the night at work if I was been permitted because I wasn’t willing to face another set of temptations. Thirty minutes after close of business, I was still on my desk and funmi came out of her office and she was planning to go home. she was so surprised to see me still sitting down in the office. she closed her door and walked closer to me.

FUNMI: onihaxy, what is going on?, why are you still here?

ME: there is nothing, I just felt like relaxing a bit before driving back home.

FUNMI: hmmmmmmmmmmm. you you are waiting to connect with one of the girls in another floor?

ME: *****smiled**** not at all, I’m really weak to drive, I just want to relax to get some energy

FUNMI: eeeyah, no problems *****looked around****** where will you be this weekend?

ME: no where, I will be at home all through.

FUNMI: *****Smiled****** please come and have a lunch with me at home this Saturday, I don’t want to be bored at home.

ME: **** looked her in her eyes****

FUNMI: ****still smiling***** Please!!!!!

ME: alright, no problem.

FUNMI: Thank you very much. see you tomorrow.

ME: alright, bye.

Funmi left the office and walked out and I stood up 5 minutes later to go home. while driving, I was having a mixed thinking of what would happen on Saturday.

EPISODE 18.

I was at home on Thursday evening after work when Benita and I had a gist.

ME: Benita, what time will you be going for the test?

BENITA: The Test will be holding by 10am, but I should leave home very early in the morning. why are u asking?

ME: I just want to know so that I can drop you off at obanikoro in case we will be going out together in the morning.

BENITA: No problem, but since I will be going to Victoria island, it still doesn’t make any difference. I can get a direct BRT bus from Maryland. Maybe you should drop me at the junction tomorrow morning.

ME: no problem.

BENITA: so how is your girlfriend?, or you want to tell me that you still don’t have any one?

ME: hmmmmm. I haven’t gotten any one oooo. Since you disagreed to by my girl.

BENITA: common onihaxy, I thought we have discussed this thing over and over again. To be sincere, I like you so much.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm

BENITA: yes, you are so loving and caring. but it’s just so sad that I’m already engaged to another man. he isn’t just a man I can dump anyhow because he had really tried for me and my family in the village.

ME: poor me. its well sha.

BENITA: ***shift closer and pecked me****. don’t worry onihaxy, we are still best of friends. no one else in this world can take your place of friendship away from my heart. I have loved you as a friend and I will forever love you.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm.

BENITA: just do me a favour and get yourself a girlfriend. I will be friends with her and I will teach her how to love and care for you. seriously, you have everything it takes to be a good husband. I’m sure I with be jealous if I see you with another girl. but I have no choice.

ME: OK dear, how about your sister?, are you still hearing from her?

BENITA: you mean the one in Lagos?

ME: yes.

BENITA: ****Laughed**** that reminds me. let me gist you

ME: what is that?

BENITA: that her fiance I told you about will be getting married soon to another lady.

ME: how did you know?.

BENITA: he had planned a wedding with another girl before he came to visit my sister in Lagos. he only came to have a good bye s-x.

ME: Benita!!!!!. how did you know all this.

BENITA: I saw my sister’s heartbroken status on Facebook two weeks ago and she had removed the relationship status with the guy on her Facebook. one of her friends whom we use to relate together was the one who told me more about what happened.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm.

BENITA: men are just so wicked. can you imagine?. it pained me for her sha. she really loved the guy so much.

ME: eeeyah.
Benita and I continued to have series of discussion until we both went to bed and sleep after eating dinner. I woke up the next day and I woke her up too. we both prepared and drove out of the house. I dropped her at Maryland bustop and proceeded to work afterwards. At break time, I had sessions of chat with Betty, she told me that she had already delivered my message to Henry about how I would get to meet her father. I also told her about what segun said but I didn’t let her to know that it was from segun. she told me that getting pregnant isn’t an issue but having enough resources on ground to cater for the baby and the family should be a major issue we need to look into. she told me that I should be expecting a call from Henry anytime and we suspended the chat and another chat popped up from segun.

SEGE: how far onihaxy.

ME: I’m good segun. what about you?

SEGE: I’m fine jaree. I just want to ask when Betty will be coming to Nigeria?

ME: December period. why did you ask?.

SEGE: I was thinking she would be around at the same time with Sandra. I want us to have a group outing.

ME: eeeeyah. that’s true ooooo. since Betty and I will be coming to akure.

SEGE: yeah.

ME: but I can’t say for now. we chatted together not quite long sha, maybe I will ask her later.

SEGE: how is your boss and your Benita?

ME: my boss is fine oooo. she even invited me for a lunch at her house tomorrow.

SEGE: nice one. make sure you score hatrick this time and win the man of the match award.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm.

SEGE: yes na. since that is what she wanted.

ME: Benita went for her test today. we spoke yesterday night and she advised me to get a girlfriend because she can’t date me or have anything to do with me due to the fact that she
has a boyfriend.

SEGE: My guy, you are deeply drowned into the sea of friend zone where you sacrifices something and your reward is been given to someone else. the earlier you get out of it, the better. otherwise, you will die of temptation and frustration.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm.

SEGE: yeah. After her test and eventually travels, make sure you don’t host her for too long again. when next she will be coming, tell her that your girlfriend is around.

ME: yes boss.
segun and I chatted for a while until we ended the chat and I resumed my work in the office. Funmi saw me at the close of business for the day and she reminded me of the lunch date which I promised her that I would be coming. I got back home that night and I had discussions with benita on how Saturday the next day would be.

ME: Benita, how was the test?

BENITA: It was fine. it seems we would be called for interview soon because I heard that successful applicants will be resuming before Christmas.

ME: waoooh. that means you won’t be going tomorrow?

BENITA: why did you say so?

ME: because you might be called for interview any moment from now.

BENITA: hmmmmm. I have thought of that too. in fact, I called my fiancé to inform him bit he insisted that I must come back.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm.

BENITA: don’t mind him, I don’t know his problem, he has started missing me within 2 days.

ME: hmmmmm, I go love oooooooo. does he know you are staying with me?

BENITA: heeeeeee. I dare not tell him. he is a very jealous type. I told him I’m staying with a female friend.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm. anyways, what time are you going tomorrow?

BENITA: around 12pm sha.

ME: alright. you will help me to drop my key with my neighbor when you are going.

BENITA: Why?

ME: i’m going somewhere tomorrow morning.

BENITA: OK, no problem.
At 9am on Saturday, I left my house because of the traffic on oshodi- sango otta road, I left Benita at home and I gave her three thousand naira before leaving the house. I got to funmi’s house at few minutes to 12pm and I knocked on her door, I was surprised to see who opened the door for me to enter, its was a resemblance of the picture of her daughter which was hanged on the wall of the living room.
“Good afternoon, who are you? and who are you asking of?” the young lady asked in a sweet angelic voice.
“I’m onihaxy, I’m asking of Mrs funmilayo” I answered while scanning her from her head to her chest.
“That is my mum. from where?” she asked again
” from Maryland, just tell her that onihaxy is here” I replied her again.
“please wait outside here, I’m coming” she said as she closed the main door and walked inside.
*****chaiiii, this funmi’s daughter is seriously pretty oooooo, slim and curvy***********
I was still standing outside when the door was opened again and the lady told me to enter. I entered and sat down on the sofa in the living room with her and she told me to hold on a bit that her mummy will come out soon. I nodded in agreement and while waiting for funmi to come out, I seized the opportunity to engage her daughter in a chat.

ME: eeeeeeemmm. you must be Adeola?

ADEOLA: Yes I am.

ME: waoooooh. it’s glad to finally meet you. your mummy always talk about you. “Adeola my little angel” that is what she always say”

ADEOLA: waooooh. sorry to ask, who are you?

ME: well, I’m onihaxy, a staff of the bank where your mother works and your mummy is my boss.

ADEOLA: that’s cool. I’m Adeola

ME: nice meeting you

ADEOLA: Nice meeting you.

ME: I heard you are in university. which school is that?

ADEOLA: Lead city University in Ibadan, I studied……………..****discussion continues*******

FUNMI: *****came out to the living room and met us chating ***** haba, you didn’t even wait for me to introduce both of you to each other. have you guys met before?

ADEOLA: No mummy. we met 10 minutes ago and already did the introduction.

FUNMI: waoooh, that’s cool then. so how are you onihaxy?

ME: I’m fine ma.

FUNMI: this is my daughter Adeola, she is my little angel I always told you about. and Adeola, this is onihaxy, one of the most hardworking and dedicated staff of the bank. he is more like my son.

ADEOLA: Hmmmmmm. that’s cool, he already told me.

ME: you never told me that she was around

FUNMI: Even me, I don’t know too. I just got home last night and I met her at home.

ME: that’s cool, I’m happy I finally meet her after all this while of hearing about her. she is prettier than you.

FUNMI: is that so adeola?, are you truly prettier than me?

ADEOLA: yes mum. before nko?

FUNMI: eeehn eehn?, see conspiracy ooooo. I need to upgrade my make up kits and tush up my appearance. I’m already getting jealous.

ADEOLA: ****laughed****

ME: *****laughed too***
we continued to discuss and gist until funmi and her daughter prepared dinner which we all ate together. I was still eating when my phone rang and I checked the screen to see the caller, it was a call from Benita which I picked up. she called to inform me that someone asked of me and the person was a lady. I was surprised because I wasn’t expecting any visitor, I enquired from from Benita about the details of the lady and she told me that the lady didn’t mention her name but claimed to be my neighbour. I was like “it could sister Nike”. she told me that she would soon be going and I urged him to drop my key for my landlord whenever she is going. I continued with my meal, had more funs with funmi and her daughter before going back home in the evening. I was on the road when my phone rang again, I looked at the screen and it was from adebimpe which I picked up after parking at one side of the road.

ME: hello bimpe

BIMPE: *****yelled****** weldone o ehn!!! weldone!!!!

ME: ****Surprised**** what is the meaning of this Adebimpe?

BIMPE: So this is how you have been messing around abi?, so this is how you have been cheating on my sister in law abi?, so this is how you have been sleeping around with all manner of girls abi?.

ME: Bimpe, what are you saying?

BIMPE: I had a party in your area today and I stopped by to check on you. I met the lady you have been sleeping with all this while since the absence of Betty. I saw her fully loaded leather box in the room and I even saw her wearing one of your shirt over only pants. I enquired from your landlord and he said she has been living with you for sometimes now. so this is how you wanted to repay us abi?. Henry must hear this. intact, Betty must hear this too. thank God I recorded my conversations with your landlord.

ME: *****chaiiiiiii*********

EPISODE 19.

BIMPE: ****hissed***** have a nice day.

ME: Adebimpe please don’t hang up please!!!!!

BIMPE: what is it that you want to say?, which lies are you trying to fabricate?

ME: Adebimpe, I’m not going to lie to you. please believe me, I have nothing to do with her

BIMPE: and she had been living with you all this while?, please tell me another story

ME: please believe me. she is more like my sister. her mummy and mine are very close and I took her to be my sister. she came to write a test in Lagos and that was why she was staying with me. she came on Thursday and she was on her way back to akure, that was why you saw her with a leather box

BIMPE: Hmmmmm. I see. and your landlord said she had been staying there for long isn’t it?.

ME: that’s a lie bimpe. I swear.

BIMPE: so you want to tell me that this was her first time of coming?

ME: no, she was here in Lagos 2 months ago for a one week professional training. that was when mummy told me to accommodate her for the duration of the training. I’m not lying I swear.

BIMPE: are you sure of all what you are saying?

ME: Yes I am so sure Adebimpe.

BIMPE: Ok, where are you?

ME: I’m on my way back home.

BIMPE: Ok, I’m about to leave the party venue and i’m heading straight to your house now. meet me there and let’s discuss this all over again in her presence. if you like, tell her to run away before I reach there. you will see what I will do to you.

ME: ok ma.

BIMPE: ****hanged up*****

“chaiii, which kind of wahala be this?”
” what have I caused to myself?”
” which type of landlord am I having sef?”
” why must he be running his mouth like tap?”
” I must talk to him when I reach home”
” now, bimpe will have something to accuse me of”
I picked my phone and called Benita to enquire about her location and she told me that she was already on her way to the park. I started my car and I drove home only to meet adebimpe sitting down on my bed with her protruding tummy. she was wearing a frown look and she answered my greetings in an akward manner.

BIMPE: so where is she?, you told her to hide somewhere abi?

ME: bimpe please calm down, I have explained to you the other time, this girl is just my sister and nothing more.

BIMPE: she is your sister abi? and she was wearing your shirt?

ME: haba bimpe!!!! what is the big deal in wearing someone else shirt.

BIMPE: and you slept on the same bed abi?

ME: the funniest part of it was that I never slept in this house all through her stay.

BIMPE: so where were you staying oooooo.

ME: with a neighbour. I’m learning coreldraw and Photoshop from him and the only time he is free is at nights. so I had no choice that to always sleep over at his room.

BIMPE: hmmmmmmmmmmm.

ME: I swear I’m serious. I can even take you to him to confirm what I am saying.

BIMPE: so, where is she now?

ME: she had returned to akure this afternoon.

BIMPE: onihaxy!!!!!!!!!!

ME: I’m serious Adebimpe.

BIMPE: ok, no problems. wont you ask about your baby? my9jarocks.info

ME: my baby?

BIMPE: Of course

ME: ok ooooo. how is the baby?

BIMPE: he is fine ooooooo. even though you never cared about it.

ME: so how was the party?

BIMPE: it was fine. I knew you would change the topic.
bimpe and I chatted for more minutes and I realised that she wasn’t ready to leave. I had to fake a call that I was going out to visit a cousin in mushin and that was when she agreed to leave. I saw her off to her car and watched her as she drove away before I decided to bounce back on the landlord that wanted to implicate me. so much anger inside of me, I walked back inside the compound and proceeded to my landlord’s room. I knocked on his door and he told me to come in. luckily for me, I met him alone in the room and we started talking.

ME: good evening sir

LANDLORD: Good evening onihaxy.

ME: but sir, I don’t like what you did to me today sir.

LANDLORD: and what was that?

ME: you went ahead to tell adebimpe that the guest I had wasn’t here for the first time.

LANDLORD: yes I did. any problem with that?

ME: why will you tell her such?

LANDLORD: wait onihaxy. when this lady called BIMPE came here to get accommodation in your name, she said you are her fiancé and that both of you will get married soon which I asked from you and you confirmed it. isn’t it?

ME: Yes sir.

LANDLORD: and when this new lady moved in with you some months back, I asked you who was she?, you told me that she was your sister isn’t it?

ME: yes sir, I did.

LANDLORD: so, why should your fiancé make enquiry about your sister and I shouldn’t tell her about it, didn’t they know each other before? aren’t they in laws?, or is there something happening that I wasn’t aware of?

ME: nothing sir, don’t worry sir.
I walked out of his room and left with so much anger inside of me and I called segun on getting back to my room.

ME: hello segun

SEGE: How far onihaxy?

ME: I dey jaree. small wahala happened today oooo.

SEGE: What is it?

ME: Benita was planning to go back today, you know I wasn’t around because I went to visit funmi. BIMPE came after I left and she met Benita at my place.

SEGE: Then what happened?, they fought each other?

ME: bimpe went to my landlord , she tricked him and he told BIMPE that Benita had been staying there for long, you need to see how BIMPE called me with annoyance, accusing me of sleeping around with girls. she even threatened to report me to henry.

SEGE: hmmmmm. all this end time landlord self.

ME: I tire oooooo.

SEGE: so what happened at funmi’s place?

ME: Nothing jareee. her daughter was around so three of us hanged out in the compound.

SEGE: no matches?

ME: Not at all.

SEGE: ok. back to Benita issue. I already told you to find a way of evicting this lady in your life since she isn’t contributing into you. the more you go deeper into friend zoning, the more problems you will cause for yourself.

ME: Hmmmmmm.

SEGE: seriously, Adebimpe has a point and sha has every reasons to feel bad. she rented the house for you, and you are cruising with her sister inlaw’s car. so she has every right to feel the way she felt.

ME: ok oooo.

SEGE: Its you that should know what to do about the benita’s matter before it puts you into more trouble. for now, just find a way of calming that witch down because I don’t trust her, she might carry out her threat.

ME: Ok segun.