[Story] Adebimpe the Facebook Girl (complete Season 5)

Adebimpe the Facebook Girl (complete Season 5)

EPISODE 36.

ME: what!!!!!!!!!!. so you are leaving me Betty?

BETTY: onihaxy calm down, I’m not leaving you and I will never leave you. Henry and I came up with a plan.

ME: what wad the plan?

BETTY: since I needed this Masters degree so badly, and henry couldn’t sponsor me anymore. we both planned to lie to dad in pretence that I have agreed to marry his friend’s son. and the moment I graduate from school, I will return back to you and hunt for job myself.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmmmm

BETTY: onihaxy, I know what you are thinking, let me be frank with you. I have already told this guy that there will be nothing like s#x between us and he was ok with it. in fact I told him that I’m a virgin and that I had a prophesy that if any guy sleep with me before marriage, he is never going to make it in life and he would die young and he said he was ok with my terms and conditions.

ME: are you sure of what you are saying Betty?

BETTY: yes dear. I swear to God that I don’t love him, I just wanted to use him to actualize my mission and dump him as soon as I’m through with my studies.

ME: Betty I’m scared.

BETTY: you have nothing to be scared of onihaxy. there is no way I will be seeing him the moment I leave this country. and I won’t be coming to abuja until I graduate. the only place I will be coming is here to meet my onihaxy whom my heart has chosen.

ME: hmmmmmmmm, so why didn’t you inform me all this while?

BETTY: I’m sorry about that onihaxy. when henry and I was planning this, I suggested that I should inform you but he said I shouldn’t because you won’t believe me, and that it will be saver if you aren’t aware because there is no way you won’t get jealous.

ME: so why telling me now?

BETTY: my mind wasn’t at rest onihaxy, I felt that I was betraying you and I got confused when you told me about your dream. onihaxy, I have no choice than to tell you the whole truth.

ME: is mummy Daniella also aware?.

BETTY: why did you ask?

ME: ****chaii, I don shoot myself for leg oo****** nothing, just wanted to know if she was part of the plan too

BETTY: hmmmm. she knew about the guy but she didn’t know about the new game. its strictly between henry and I. you are the third person who knows about it.

ME: ok dear.

BETTY: the last thing I want to say is that you might be seeing his pictures on my profile, you might be seeing romantic words dedicated to him on my social networks, I just don’t want all these to bother you. they are just part of the game plan. please be with me, be strong, don’t be jealous and you should patiently wait for me. I beg of you.

ME: ****took a deep breath******.

BETTY: onihaxy, can I have your vow and promise to wait for me and be faithful with me please.!!!!!!!!

ME: ok dear. I promise I will.

BETTY: and also, a parlour introduction will be coming up next weekend between both families. daddy just wanted to make sure things are in order before I leave.

ME: haaaaaaaaaa!!!, introduction keeee?

BETTY: onihaxy please now. I’m promising you that everything will be wasted as soon as I’m through with my education.

ME: are you sure of all you are saying?

BETTY: I’m very sure my love. I just want you to be with me and be strong because I’m doing all these for you. please!!!!!!!

ME: ok dear.

BETTY: ****lean forward and kissed me***** that’s my baby. so before I travel out of the country. I will hand over my car and some other stuffs to you to keep for me before my arrival.

ME: smiled you mean your car?

BETTY: yes. it’s now our property because whatever belongs to me also belongs to you. and besides, why should I just abandon a car for like a year when my love can make use of it?.

ME: but Betty, I don’t know how to drive too well, and besides, I don’t have a driver’s licence.

BETTY: that shouldn’t be a problem. just sign up at any driving school, I will pay for the training. and also, I will make arrangements on how to get a driver’s licence for you. I will link you up with Henry’s friend who is a boss in FRSC.

ME: thanks so much dear.

BETTY: don’t mention dear. everything I have belongs to you.

I had a mixed feelings of joy and sadness that night. I was happy because of the car and I was sad because my own Betty will be travelling very soon and she will also be playing games with another man. we ended up going to bed with a nice two rounds of hot s#x.
“chai!!!, me?, EOD car? dem go take for my office next week” *******”””””””””””

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Episode 37.

I woke up the next morning around 10am and noticed that Betty was still sleeping. I stood up from the bed and went to the bathroom to have my bath and brush my teeth. on returning to the room, Betty was already awake.

BETTY: baby good morning.

ME: good morning dear

BETTY: don’t tell me you are already going out oo

ME: ***walked closer to the wardrobe to pick cloths****
yes dear. I told you we were told to come very early.

BETTY: huuuuh. so I will be the only one at home now abi?.

ME: *** looking at the nylon I kept bimpe’s jewelries at the bottom of the wardrobe***** don’t worry baby. I should be back in 6 hours time.

BETTY: let’s say around 2pm abi?.

ME: *** scared and don’t know what to do to the jewelries****. haba. 6 hours time should be like 5pm now.

BETTY: huuuuuuuuh. what will you buy for me when you are coming back?

ME: *** brought out the nylon stylishly and put it inside my bag beneath the wardrobe and zipped up the bag***** what do you want me to buy for you?

BETTY: chocolates and fruits.

ME: **** finished dressing up****** no problem dear. I’m set to go now.

BETTY: hmmmmm. banker!!!!. you are set and you didn’t comb your hair?.

ME: oooops. it skipped my mind.

BETTY: ***stood up from the bed, picked a comb from my trolley and walked closer to me in her “body revealing night gown” *******. baby, let me comb your hair for you.

ME: *** stood still with my D##k gaining erection because the body contact*****

BETTY: I’m through. you are now a fine boy ***** pulls my neck with her hands and kissed me**** don’t wink at anyone outside there ooo. remember you have a wife you left at home.

ME: ok dear. see you later in the evening.

BETTY: ***hugged me again***** bye dear.

I left the house at few minutes to 11am. I began to pray inside of me that Betty shouldn’t find the jewelries. I called funmi to inform her that I was coming and she replied that she would start preparing the lunch.
I board like 3 different buses before getting to the estate where funmi lives. while I was in the buses. I engaged in a chat with segun.

ME: sege how far?. I’m on my way to funmi’s house oooo

SEGE: nice one. what about your wife Betty, where is she?.

ME: I left her at home.

SEGE: how far with what she wanted to tell you?

ME: segun, it is complicated. seriously complicated.

SEGE: really?, gist me

ME: **** narrated everything Betty told me last night****

SEGE: hmmmmmmmm. truely complicated. since she needed the MSC very badly and you can’t sponsor her. I think you should respect her opinion.

ME: segun. is that what you will say?. me I’m even thinking of telling her to forget about the Msc and stick to me.

SEGE: that’s not a good idea. this girl had tried everything possible to make you happy. she ran away from her father, been a victim of betrayal, and so on. if having her masters is what will make her happy, then let her go for it. because if you stopped her. it still doesn’t change the fact that she has been detached from her father. and I’m not sure you have the resources to take care of her. so having her masters will give her better chances of landing a good job and you will be the one to enjoy it on the long run.

ME: you think so?.

SEGE: yeah bro. for her to connect you to where you work presently, then it shows she has her own connections too. all she needed is a better qualification.

ME: hmmmmmm. what about the new guy that will be f#####g her. do you think I will be able to cope with that?

SEGE: what about the girls you f####d in the past?, is it not a man that married them?.

ME: and what is the correlation?

SEGE: you should even be happy that she told you all these. it shows that she truely loves you. its very strange for a billionaire’s daughter to go against her Father’s wish and settle for a poor boy like you. onihaxy, forget what we see in those movies, they don’t happen in real world. dangote, otedola or adenuga’s daughter will never settle for a hustler like you. so please appreciate this girl and wait for her. its for your own good.

ME: ok oooooo. I heard you. I will gist you after the date.

SEGE: no yawa.. just remember the tutorials I gave you and make sure you don’t flop.

ME: yes boss.

I got to the estate and located funmi’s residence. I placed my phone on silent as I entered the compound. it was as nice place with beautiful flowerings. she came to meet me at the gate and we both entered the living room. I looked around and I saw her wedding pictures on the wall. I also saw the pictures of her children on the shelf. the room was painted in a touch of red with nice furniture’s. funmi left the living room and called on a lady to give me a wine. from her appearance, she must be funmi’s maid.
I sat down on the chair for like 10 minutes after been entertained, looking around the room when funmi came out and called me to join her at the dining. I stood up from the seat and joined funmi. she opened the cover of the dishes and it contained white rice and stocked stew, the aroma coming out was superb. “I prepared the meal myself. so let me apologise in advance in case it’s not delicious” says funmi. I looked into her eyes and replied “from the look and aroma of this stew, its definitely delicious”. she smiled as she served the meal and we started eating.
while eating, we had gists about alots of things. ranging from work to family to relationships, romance and so on, we talked about lots things to the extent that over two hours passed by.
by 4:30pm, I told funmi that I was going. I was shocked when she stood up and hugged me instead of the regular handshakes. she went inside and came back with 5000naira and gave me as T.fare, I refused it but she lnsisted I take it from her. i collected the money and bid her goodbye.
I was walking towards the main entrance of the estate. I brought out my phone from my pocket and I saw 8 missed call from Betty. I opened my bbm and I saw pings and I got scared. I expanded the bbm and replied her.

ME: hi dear. i got your pings and missed calls.

BETTY: why aren’t you picking my calls?

ME: sorry dear. my phone was on silent mode.

BETTY: no problems. hope you are fine sha?

ME: yeah. and you?

BETTY: I’m good.. onihaxy, I saw your chain when cleaning your room, you didn’t tell me you have started using chains because I never noticed any chain on you since I met you.

ME:*** chain!!!! e don finally happen **** don’t mind me jaree. it was one of our staffs who forced it on me to buy from her. she sells jewelries.

BETTY: ok dear. I also saw a wrist watch belonging to aunty bimpe, how did it get to your room?

ME: ***** see wahala oooooo******* who told you its her watch?

BETTY: her trademark is on it. she always inscribe “B” underneath all her accessories.

ME: *****chai!!!!!!!!!!!!********

EPISODE 38.

Chaiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!.
“She had caught me red handed”
“What do I do now?”
“Should I tell her the whole truth?”
“How do I explain how the wristwatch got to my room?”
” hope it’s not the beginning of the end for Betty and I?”.
My brain went blank and I couldn’t think of a possible solution. I couldn’t reply Betty anymore on bbm and I couldn’t make calls because I don’t even know what to say or type. I switched off “mobile network” on my phone and I began to think of ideas. I thought and thought but I couldn’t provide any meaningful idea or solution. I have no other choice than to contact segun. I couldn’t reach him from my phone because I had switched off the mobile network. I then remembered I saw a recharge card umbrella towards to entrance of the estate and I walked towards to place. I met the vendor who happened to be a slim and fair lady, I asked if she operates a call center and she replied that she only sells recharge cards, I then begged her to allow me recharge on her phone and call with it which she agreed. I purchased an airtime of N200 and recharged her phone which I later used to call segun.

ME: hi segun.

SEGE: how far onihaxy?. How far with the lunch date?

ME: it was fine

SEGE: gist me na. You f####d her abi?

ME: segun, that will be another time. I’m not in mood for that now. I’m in a serious problem and I couldn’t think of any meaningful solution

SEGE: what happened?. Is it with your boss?

ME: no

SEGE: with Betty?

ME: not really

SEGE: then what is the problem?.

ME: it’s bimpe.

SEGE: bimpe kee?. Is she related to your boss too?

ME: no

SEGE: then what?

ME: she has caused trouble between Betty and I.

SEGE: how?

ME: segun, let me confess to you, I can’t hide anything from you. It happened that I was on my way from oshodi last week saturday when she was driving by and parked beside me.

SEGE: I’m listening.

ME: then she asked of my destination and I told her I was going home. She then offered me a ride which I accepted. She dropped me at home and stopped over to relax a bit during that period.

SEGE: then you f####d her again right?.

ME: no I didn’t.

SEGE: then what?.

ME: she pull off her wristwatch before she relaxed and forgot to take it along while going. So I kept the watch in a safe place. I don’t know how Betty dug it out and saw it.

SEGE: and how did Betty knew the watch belongs to bimpe?

ME: she said Bimpe’s trademark is on the watch which I didn’t even realize.

SEGE: what trademark?

ME: letter “B”.

SEGE: onihaxy, there is something you aren’t saying. How can someone pull off her watch just to relax?.

ME: I’m serious segun. Ok, she helped me in the kitchen before relaxing. I think that was when she pulled off the watch.

SEGE: so what happen now?

ME: i don’t know the explanation to give to Betty concerning the watch.

SEGE: then tell her the truth, just the same way you are telling me right now.

ME: haba segun. You know that is too risky. How do I explain that her brother’s wife helped me in the kitchen and left her watch at my place?

SEGE: haven’t I warned you several times to back out of this bimpe of a thing?, haven’t I warned you that one day, you will expose yourself?. Now it has happen, so deal with it.

ME: segun please help me, there must be another way out. I trust you as my last solution bustop please.

SEGE: onihaxy!!!!!!!!!. I will offer this last assistance just for the sake of friendship.

ME: thank you very much ore mi.

SEGE: next time you have any problem with this your witch woman called bimpe, don’t just try to involve me because if you do, I will turn you down.

ME: haaaaaaa!!!!!.

SEGE: I mean it onihaxy. If as a friend, I advised you on something and you still decided to follow your own path, then bear whatever comes out of your sturbon decision.

ME: ok sir, so what do I do now?.

SEGE: shebi you said you told bimpe to make a medical report for you the last time you came to akure?.

ME: yes.

SEGE: and the report was dated that particular Friday?

ME: yes

SEGE: do you have a copy of it at home?

ME: no, I submitted the one I had to my Teamlead.

SEGE: then stop by at a cafe and make another copy from your email. Make sure it’s a coloured copy.

ME: ok, what do I do with it.

SEGE: when you get home. Tell Betty that the bank wanted to have medical examination of all staffs and you decided to do yours at bimpe’s hospital since her brother’s wife works there.

ME: ok, I’m listening.

SEGE: and on getting there. Bimpe was the person that attended to you and you saw the wristwatch on her hand and you liked it. Then you asked for the product and price so as to get your own.

ME: ok.

SEGE: but you aren’t sure to remember the shape and description so you begged her to borrow you her own watch so that you can take it along to a watch shop and get the exact type.

ME: but the watch is feminine.

SEGE: then tell her you wanted to get the type for her as a surprise package. So you wanted to make sure it’s the exact type, so you borrowed bimpe’s own to show the watch seller.

ME: what if she asked for her own copy of watch that I bought?.

SEGE: tell her the seller said he didn’t have the type at the moment and he promised to get back to you as soon as he has it. And that he had already seen the watch from you and recognised the brand. So you haven’t been chanced to return it back to bimper, And thank God she is around. She would help you in returning the watch to bimpe.

ME: SEGE the genius!!!!!. Thanks so much ore mi.

SEGE: just make sure you have a copy of that medical report, because that will be the only thing that would convince Betty that bimpe didn’t come to your house. Make sure you stylishly drop the paper somewhere first and then bring it out when you start telling the stories.

ME: thank you so much segun.

SEGE: one more thing. Call your evil wife bimpe before you get home and update her on the game plan so that she won’t be caught unaware.

ME: ok boss.

SEGE: on a final note onihaxy. Whenever you have problem with bimpe again, don’t try to involve me again because I will never be part of it.

ME: thanks boss. Talk to you later. hanged up

****chaiiiiiii, segun don tire for my matter**** my9jarocks.info

EPISODE 39.

When I was through with segun’s call, I checked the balance on the phone and it was around 18naira, I purchased another airtime worth of N100 naira to call bimpe. I checked my phone and saw her contact and then dialled it in the vendor’s phone. It rang for a while before she finally picked it.

ME: hello bimpe,

BIMPE: *****silent*****

ME: hello oooooooo

BIMPE: hi onihaxy, how are you?.

ME: I’m fine. why aren’t you talking before?

BIMPE: just wanted to be sure that it’s you. shebi you said there won’t be any communications between us this period?.

ME: yeah, I said so. but there is a problem.

BIMPE: where are you? and where is betty?

ME: I’m far away from home while Betty is at home.

BIMPE: so what is the problem?.

ME: Betty found your watch in my room?.

BIMPE: she found what?

ME: your watch

BIMPE: oooooooh gosh. onihaxy, what exactly is your problem?. can’t you just keep things in order for once?. the last time, it was text message she saw, now it’s my watch. how on earth did that happen?

ME: she said she was doing some clean up and she saw it.

BIMPE: onihaxy, you are just so careless. why will you keep such item in a place where she would see it. don’t you have any other safe place in your house?. honestly I doubt it if you can manage two women together at a time.

ME: haaaaa.

BIMPE: yes. I have been living with both her brother and her in this house and I still communicate with you and no one found out. how come it’s always from you that mistakes do occur.

ME: I’m sorry about that

BIMPE: so what do we do now?

ME: I have a plan.

BIMPE: what is the plan?

ME: I will show her the medical report you sent to me and I will tell her that I came to your hospital for medical examinations from my bank, then I saw the watch on your hand and I liked it and wanted to get the same for her, so I collected yours as a sample to show a watch dealer in order to get the same for her.

BIMPE: ok, so what do you want me to do?

ME: I just wanted you to play along with me. she might want to call you or ask questions.

BIMPE: I just hope it works out. seriously, you are annoying onihaxy.

ME: no vex dear

BIMPE: ***hanged up*****

****chai!!!!!!!, BIMPE too dey vex!!!, then it means I seriously f####d up******. I turned around to return the phone back to the vendor and I noticed she was shaking her head. ” chai, and I wan collect this girl number ooo. but as she don’t hear my conversations, na f##k up be that”. I paid for the card and left the place. I checked my phone and I found out the battery was at 48%.
“what excuse will I give Betty for the unavailability of my phone?”. then I thought of draining the battery, I opened multiple application, started playing games and also playing music all at the same time. I board bus back to my house. on getting to my street, i stopped at a cafe to print out another copy of the medical result. i got to the front of my house and my battery level was 18%, I decided to spend more time standing outside and operating my phone until it shows ” battery too low for radio to use”.
I entered my room and Betty welcomed me with a hug and kiss. I sent her to get me a cup in the kitchen and i stylishly drop the report inside the bag I do carry to work before she returned from the kitchen.
she helped me in removing my shirt and dropped it in the wardrobe.

BETTY: what happened to your line?, I have been trying to reach you but it wasn’t available

ME: so sorry about that dear. my battery was low for radio to use ***showed her the phone*****

BETTY: eeeyah. so sorry dear. how was work today?

ME: fine dear.

BETTY: alright. I was asking a question the other time, you didn’t reply

ME: what was that?

BETTY: I said I saw aunty bimpe’s wristwatch. how did it get here?

ME: ****acted as planned by segun and I showed her the report*******.

BETTY: ***smiled****. I never knew you loved me this much to the extent that you planned getting a watch of 35k for me out of your little salary. ****kissed me****.

ME: *****smiled***** “chai!!!!!, it worked*****

BETTY: well, aunty BIMPE called me few minutes back and she told me similar thing. she said I should bring her watch along while coming.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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Episode 40

Betty left my house on Sunday evening with bimpe’s wristwatch and she told she must get her own watch before she travels which I promised to get for her. I was at work on Wednesday the following week when she called that she would be visiting me at home in the night. I closed earlier that day after lieing to funmi that I wasn’t feeling to fine. she released me to go and gave me a sum of 5k to take care of myself and this took place right there at my desk. my colleagues started their gossips as usual and tagged me “query mama’s favourite” as usual. I got home by 7pm and met Betty’s car at my compound, I entered and met her at home. she had picked up my spare key at the usual spot.
we prepared dinner and had a shower before going to bed. we lied on the bed and she called me.

BETTY: onihaxy,

ME: yes dear

BETTY: I came to drop my car . all the documents are inside it. so you should start your driving lesson any moment from now.

ME: haaaaa. shebi you said it 2 weeks time you will be travelling?

BETTY: I will be travelling out in two weeks time but I’m returning to abuja tomorrow to conclude my travelling arrangements.

ME: ****felt sober****** I will miss you Betty. I wish you shouldn’t go, I just wish you stay here with me.

BETTY: ****pats me***** I understand you onihaxy. I’m doing all these for you. having my masters is my greatest heart desire, and I will need it to hunt for a better job since I won’t be working with my father. we can’t just rely on your salary alone. we will have a better family together when we combine incomes.

ME: ok dear. I don’t just know how to cope without you.

BETTY: same here dear. but we have no choice than to cope. its just for 11months.

ME: ok dear.

BETTY: I will also give you a sum of three hundred thousand naira, its with me here. just use it to support your upkeep till I arrive.

ME’ ****mood changed**** you are a darling. thanks so much

BETTY: don’t mention onihaxy. everything I have belongs to you.

we went to bed and had a nice three rounds of good s#x. we woke up early and left the house the same time. I went to work while Betty returned to lekki on public transport. I got to work, sat down and began to think.
” onihaxy!!, its high time to stop anything you have with bimpe”
“I have been cheating on Betty”
“she doesn’t deserve this treatments at all”
” Betty truely loves me”
” segun has even vowed not to help me in bimpe’s situation again”.
” everything between bimpe and I must be over this moment”.
I went through my phone and deleted her contact and messages and anything that has to do with bimpe. I stopped picking her calls after Betty’s departure to abuja. she sent me series of text messages which I didn’t reply.
the next weekend, I went to start my driving lessons and stayed away from home till Sunday evening before returning home and my landlord called me on seeing me and said “onihaxy, your wife came here to check on you yesterday”, I was shocked and was surprised how Betty could come without informing me. I asked my landlord “which wife is that sir?”, he said “the one that came to get your accommodation for you”. ooooh bimpe right?, my landlord replied ” yes, that was the name she mentioned”. I thanked my landlord and went inside and began to wonder why bimpe would come to my house to look for me. I was tempted to call her but I didn’t.
I went to work on Monday and she continued calling which I still refused to pick because that was the only way I could detach myself from her. she pinged and send several messages begging me to forgive her in case she offended me which I refused to reply. she continued calling till Thursday morning and none of the calls was picked or returned. I got home that Thursday evening and I was so tired. I dropped my phone on my bed and went to the bathroom to have my bath. on returning to the room, I saw an envelope icon on my phone indicating that I have a message. I opened it and it was from bimpe. I just smiled thinking it was one her usual texts but I was shocked when I read the content
” onihaxy, I don’t know the exact offence that I committed that you find it so hard to forgive me. I called, text and even visited you and yet you are still avoiding me and treating me this way. well, that isn’t the reason for sending you this text. I just want to tell you that I did some test at my hospital and we need to see , sit down and discuss about the result. reply me indicating your convenient date, time and venue. have a nice day”.
my mouth was wide opened and I couldn’t close it.
” chaiiii onihaxy!!!!!!!. you are in serious trouble!!!!!” my9jarocks.info

the end…………

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